Bring the system to pretend

Chapter 465: I am not only evil, but also evil!

At [-] o'clock in the morning, at the head of a certain bridge in Jinling City.

At this time, a young man was wearing a gray coat, with a long beard drooping on his chest, a pair of small black sunglasses with a foreign style on his face, holding a bell in his hand and shaking it unhurriedly. A few fortune-telling words from time to time.

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This person is Ling Chen, the reason for coming to the bridge is very straightforward, it is to earn pretense points by completing pretense tasks, and pay off the debt as soon as possible.

As soon as the punishment for this pretentious task appeared, Ling Chen knew that he had no way out, and asked Jun how worried he was, just like a group of eunuchs!

After squatting on the bridge for more than ten minutes, Ling Chen never waited for a man to be greened, but instead witnessed a group of people who showed affection. The affectionate appearance was like 'I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me'. .

Bored, Ling Chen looked at an old Taoist priest who was only one meter away from him. At this moment, this old Taoist priest was waving the banner of arithmetic, guiding light for some lost youths.

Here, the girl represents ourselves, and the male represents the ugliness and hardships in life. Although we are also unstained from the mud, we cannot completely resist the ugly life.

Therefore, the final outcome is pure and we are raped by our ugly life.

And the whole film is the process from resisting life to understanding life, and finally the edges and corners of the body are smoothed, so as to enjoy life. This is the true meaning of the small video, this is the realm! "

"Master, what you said is very reasonable. I really admire you!" A young boy couldn't help giving a thumbs up when he heard this, his eyes were full of admiration.

"Miao Zan Miao Zan, George Bernard Shaw said a word, if you have an apple and I have an apple, exchange each other, we still only have one apple, but if you have a small video in your hand, I also have a small apple in my hand." Video, we exchanged two small videos, you know what I mean?"

The young man suddenly realized: "Master, you are truly a Taoist. This is my account and password. Thousands of resources are at your disposal, just because you are in this film!"

"Good boy, you are so savvy. From now on, as long as I eat a mouthful of rice, you will have a mouthful of porridge!" The old Taoist was moved to tears.

The young man was also moved: "Master, as long as you can eat enough, it doesn't matter if I'm thirsty!"

Ling Chen: "..."

The short dialogue contains truth, the content is ups and downs, twists and turns, and the details are appropriate, some of which are both unexpected and reasonable, which can be called a classic!

After a while, the old Taoist held the retro paper with the account number and password written on it, with a satisfied smile on his face.

When he turned to the side, the old Taoist realized that Ling Chen was looking at him, he was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Little brother, come out to fool people at such a young age, it's like the old brother, anyway, you and I are destined, today I will It only costs a hundred yuan to teach you the Falun Dafa, do you want it?"

"My elder brother told me the same way before, but now my sister-in-law's and I's children are two years old." Ling Chen coughed dryly and smiled wickedly.

The old Taoist paused and folded his hands: "Amitabha, yin and yang, yin and yang are uncertain, wind and moon, good and evil, good and evil, good and evil will be rewarded, people in the world, in the world of mortals, you are the one who has accumulated good deeds and virtues. Who has it been? Donor, you are evil!"

"Master, in fact, I am not only evil, but also evil, especially when beating people, do you want to try?"

The old Taoist looked a little embarrassed: "Amitabha, please calm your anger, I can tell you the first four mantras first, after you listen to it, how about making a decision?"

Seeing the old Taoist's immortal appearance, Ling Chen paused, and finally nodded.

The old Taoist took a sip of water to moisten his throat, and using his fingers as swords, he said grandly: "Three longs and one short choose the shortest; three shorts and one long choose the longest; if the lengths are different, choose B; if they are uneven, choose D." !"

Ling Chen: "..."

Come on, get me the toilet unclog!

"Little brother, do you feel that my brother's four mantras are quite like a high-ranking monk?" Seeing that Ling Chen was silent, the old Taoist stroked his beard and smiled triumphantly.

Ling Chen rolled his eyes: "Credit, all mud prizes will be redeemed!"

Seeing Ling Chen's disbelieving expression, the old Taoist rolled his eyes, glanced in a certain direction, pointed at a couple and said, "Little brother, watch out, I'm going to show you something today."

With that said, the old Taoist got up and walked in a certain direction.

Ling Chen looked along and saw a couple walking together, exuding each other all the time.

I saw the old Taoist priest waving his sleeves in a decent manner, walked up to the two of them, and said with a smile: "You two, I have done the calculations and found that you have good luck above your heads. It must be a great joy. Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations!" !"

"Really?" When the man frowned, the eyes of the hot-dressed woman flashed, as if she was very happy.

The old Taoist stroked his beard and said quietly: "That is, I think you have a great character, a belly full of poems and books, ample food and clothing, and a lot of stability. You are a blessed person in the world. , live without worries!"

"Thank you master!" The woman burst into joy, and said again: "Master, can you help us calculate the marriage line?"

"No problem!" The old Taoist straightened his back, and immediately led the two of them to his booth. At the same time, he gave Ling Chen a complacent look, as if to show off his mastery of fooling Dafa.

Ten thousand river crabs crawled through Ling Chen's heart, and even that old Taoist priest's face was actually believed by someone, as expected of a trickster, a fool with a lot of money!

Then it was time for the old Taoist priest to use his boundless mana to flicker Dafa. After a while of fiddling, the woman nodded in satisfaction, and the man casually took out two hundred bills.

The moment he gave the money, the man saw Ling Chen one meter away, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he walked to Ling Chen's side.

"This brother is also a fortune teller?"