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Chapter 466: If you want to live a decent life, you have to have green tops on your head!



Chapter 466: If you want to live a decent life, you have to have green tops on your head!

The man's sudden question stunned Ling Chen, and he nodded immediately.

"Everyone in the world is good to gods, but they can't forget the words of knowledge, and the name of this way is Mengyi!"

The old Taoist couldn't help covering his eyes, but the man's eyes twitched: "Master of Nocturnal Remnants, can you also help us calculate the marriage line, I want to synthesize the opinions of the two masters, and judge the cause and effect."

As soon as the words came out, the old Taoist's face froze. The man asked Ling Chen to do the math. If what he said was wrong with his own, then he had a reason not to give him money. Ma De, thinking about it this way, the city is really crazy The routine is deep!

"Ah Zheng, this guy is so young, is he good at that?" The woman looked around Ling Chen suspiciously, her tone full of doubts.

Ling Chen's complexion turned black immediately.

Ma Dan, the second brother Laozi can go up to Jiutianri Aircraft Carrier and go down to Jiuyou to insert a witch, how dare you doubt the ability of Laozi second brother, it's unbearable!

Taking a deep breath, Ling Chen raised his hand and performed a magic trick. He wanted to slap the woman in the face, but suddenly, his body froze. Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of blows related to the pretense task. clean.

After a pause, Ling Chen looked at the man, and said in a loud voice: "I do the calculations and see through the way of heaven. I found that the benefactor has a small success in business, has a house and a car, and has some savings. Although he is not rich, he has no food and clothing There is basically nothing wrong with worrying.”

The man was dumbfounded and nodded, expressing that Ling Chen's calculation was quite correct.

The woman next to her showed a hint of joy, obviously very excited about the man's family background.

The old Taoist looked at Ling Chen in disbelief, "Fuck me, how can this kid be so correct?"

Ling Chen could see the faces of several people, but his expression was still calm, and he continued to say to the man: "The benefactor and his girlfriend are expecting to get engaged next month, and now they are preparing to choose a suitable date, and they want to send invitations, so they passed by here today , is going to the bridal shop to make a budget for the next step."

"Yes, yes, yes!" The man was really shocked, this Ling Chen is simply a fortune teller!

The woman next to her changed her complexion, she seemed to remember something, and quickly pulled the man's clothes: "Ah Zheng, the owner of the bridal shop is still waiting for us, let's go to see the owner first and then come back and let the master calculate the marriage." line."

Seeing the woman's changing face, the old Taoist seemed to know something.

"It's okay to wait a while." The male Fang Ah Zheng comforted the guilty woman, and immediately said to Ling Chen respectfully: "Master, your fortune-telling skills are really good, and now I am eager to know the marriage line between myself and Yu Ting. How, please tell me one or two."

Ling Chen was stunned: "Yu Ting? Isn't that the emergency contraceptive pill for women?"

"How do you talk? Do you have any morals? You, Ah Zheng, let's stay away from this liar. He will definitely cheat and blackmail us later." Yu Ting stared at Ling Chen pretending to be angry After one glance, he immediately took Ah Zheng's hand and wanted to leave.

"Yu Ting, don't get me wrong, the master didn't mean to target you, please relax, I asked you the same way before." Ah Zheng hurriedly comforted Yu Ting, and then cast an apologetic look at Ling Chen.

Regarding this, Ling Chen didn't mind at all, he just stared at Yu Ting with a meaningful smile, her face turned pale and she was very disturbed.

"Ah Zheng benefactor, meeting is fate. Before telling the marriage line, I want to write a poem for you."

"Master, tell me!"

Ling Chen cast a glance at Yu Ting who was at a loss, and said with a smile, "If you want to live a decent life, you have to have green on your head!"

As soon as these words came out, Ah Zheng paused, and said in astonishment: "Master, what do you mean?"

Ling Chen opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but saw the old Taoist next to him cough dryly, and explained: "Mengyi Daoist means that the Hulun Buir Grassland above your head, the wealth line, the peach blossom line and the life line are covered with green air. Wrap around, green pomade!"

"Green hair oil?" Ah Zheng was still a little confused.

On the other hand, Yu Ting's complexion changed completely, she stared at the two of them with a flustered expression, and shouted: "Hey, hey, don't talk nonsense, I usually clean myself up and never do anything to apologize to Ah Zheng." Be careful, I will sue you two for slander."

Ah Zheng looked at his girlfriend who was in a bad mood, then at Ling Chen with a calm face, and then at the old Taoist priest who kept shaking his head and sighing, not knowing which side to believe.

At this time, Ling Chen said: "Ah Zheng benefactor, I know you are very confused now, don't worry, I will give you a guide."

As he spoke, Ling Chen whispered a few words in Ah Zheng's ear.

The latter shook his body, his face was a little gloomy, he turned to look at his girlfriend, and stretched out his hand: "Yu Ting, give me the phone."

"Ah Zheng, you have to trust me, I really didn't do anything wrong to you." Yu Ting panicked, but on the surface she pretended to be very loyal.

Ah Zheng stared at Yu Ting, and said in a deep voice: "Since you didn't do anything wrong to me, why didn't you dare to show me your phone? Does it mean that there is some ulterior secret hidden in this phone?"

"I..." Yu Ting wanted to explain something more, but when she heard that she was using another mobile phone to contact her ex-boyfriend, she couldn't help but put on a decisive look: "Okay, I'll give you the mobile phone!"

After finishing speaking, Yu Ting took out her mobile phone from her bag and handed it to Ah Zheng.

Ah Zheng, who took the phone, kept fiddling, as if looking for something. Seeing this scene, Yu Ting was very calm on the surface, and kept sneering in her heart. All the contacts between her and her ex-boyfriend were on another mobile phone, no matter what Ah Zheng said. It is impossible to find any clues from this phone.

Suddenly, Ah Zheng stopped his hand, stared at Yu Ting with disbelief, and said angrily: "You still said that you didn't do anything sorry to me. Looking at the chat records, you and your ex-boyfriend had a good relationship last night." Hi?"

Yu Ting's eyes popped, her expression changed dramatically, and she said in amazement: "This... how could this happen? I... I obviously used another mobile phone to contact my ex-boyfriend, how could you see it on this mobile phone?"

As soon as the words fell, Ling Chen showed a playful smile: "Ah Zheng benefactor, after hearing this sentence, you should be able to believe my words, right?"

Ah Zheng didn't answer, but felt a loud bang in his head, staring at Yu Ting with tears in his eyes, trembling all over his body, and the phone fell from his hands weakly, which set off the green energy on his body.

"Yu Ting, I didn't expect you to really..."

Yu Ting was taken aback for a moment, then she was stunned in place as if struck by lightning.

This damn nocturnal emission actually used this method to deceive her!


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