Your Majesty lives by sweet mouth

Chapter 29

The Imperial Capital Building, the most luxurious and spectacular shopping mall in Capital Star, is as famous as it is once you see it.

This is Joya's first visit.

"Tong, I suddenly feel that I am so poor." Qiao Ya was particularly disappointed.

The system comforted him: "You think, even if this shopping mall is rich, it still has to pay a large amount of taxes every year. Are you happy?"

"Not happy." Joya said coldly.

"why?"

"Those taxes are mostly used for armaments, and there is nothing in the treasury." Joya sighed deeply, "I have nothing."

The system really wanted to stroke his dog's head, but suffered from having no hands.

"Your Majesty," Alan leaned closer and whispered, "You said you would come to dine, do you like it?"

Qiao Ya turned her head sideways, facing him with her straight nose, "You don't need to address me outside, I'm your cousin."

"Yes, cousin." Alan replied with a smile, "What does cousin want to eat?"

"I've never been here, do you have any recommendations?"

Alan is obviously very familiar with this place, and he introduced many restaurants in a continuous manner, which made Joya's head grow dizzy.

"Tong, go to Xingwang to see the ones with the highest ratings."

System: "Praise is also available."

"Then draw a lottery."

The system said unhappily, "Do you have difficulty choosing?"

But still conscientiously drew a lot.

Joya interrupted Allen: "Go to the revolving restaurant on the 26th floor."

Allen readily agreed.

He felt that the emperor was no different from ordinary people, and he felt less awe of Joya in his heart.

The two took Ryan into the restaurant to order food.

After a while, Qiao Ya suddenly said, "I feel sick to my stomach, I'm going to the bathroom."

Allen got up quickly: "I'll accompany you."

"No," Joya refused, "Lian can just accompany me, you order here."

"it is good."

So, Qiao Ya, who was tightly covered, led his little follower, Ryan, to the bathroom.

System: "I have PTSD about the bathroom now, you won't make trouble again, will you?"

Qiao Ya was aggrieved: "I just go to the toilet normally."

Seeing that the system was silent, he added: "I love peace, and I don't like killing people." At least I don't like killing people myself.

System: "Oh."

The two entered the bathroom, and the intelligent robot said "Welcome" politely.

Joya entered the cubicle while Ryan waited outside.

"Host, what exactly are you going to do?" The system was simply incomprehensible.

Joya: "I have a bad feeling."

"what?"

Joya rubbed her chin, "Do you think I will meet bad guys?"

The system didn't believe it: "If you come out with Alan alone, if you meet a gangster, wouldn't it be too obvious?"

"Let's make a bet."

"What are you gambling?"

"If I win, you can give me a tube of intermediate repair agent; if I lose, you can also make a request. Of course, it does not violate the law of human relations."

The system resolutely refused: "Don't do it!"

It is stupid to bet with Joya.

Qiao Ya is so sure, there will definitely be bad guys later!

"You really don't want to gamble?" Joya showed disappointment, "That's fine, you don't even need to give you a chance."

He really went to the toilet, pushed open the compartment door, and went to wash his hands.

All the way out of the bathroom, there is no bad guy.

Qiao Ya said happily: "Oh, it's a pity that you lost an opportunity."

system:"……"

He and Ryan returned to the restaurant without attracting much attention.

Seeing them come back, Allen immediately ordered the restaurant to serve.

As expected of a restaurant in a top shopping mall, the taste is good.

"Tong, do you think I'm eating my head off?" Joya made a bloody joke.

The system completely lost trust in him: "Stop talking, in public, you really think others are stupid."

"Okay." Joya said no more.

After dinner, Qiao Ya went shopping happily again.

Ryan had little knowledge, and was dazzled by the dazzling array of products for the first time.

"Have you taken a fancy to it?" Joya asked him with a smile.

Ryan was about to shake his head, but he saw Qiao Ya quietly gesturing. The two had been together for many days and had already cultivated a tacit understanding. He said decisively: "It's rare to come out once, Your Majesty... Your Excellency really needs to buy some things."

Qiao Ya sighed, "Unfortunately, I don't have any money in my brain."

It's not that he doesn't have money, but as the emperor of the empire, his optical brain is not suitable for shopping outside.

As for Ryan, Ryan has no money at all.

Allen winked: "Cousin, just buy whatever you like, and I will give it to cousin."

Joya smiled slightly, her lips were red and her teeth were white, her voice was gentle and elegant: "Alan, you are so generous."

He turned his head and didn't even look at the string of zeros after the price tag, only one sentence remained in his mind:

Buy and buy!

Joya turned into a shopaholic, and walked from store to store. Anyway, they are all delivered to the door now, and Alan is a fool, so there is no need to worry about it.

Allen, who was following behind, was almost blue.

No matter how rich you are, you can't spend it like this!He's just a poor little earl!

But what I just said cannot be taken back.

The prompt sound of the continuous deduction of money from the account made Allen's heart ache. If he had known, he would not have swollen face to pretend to be fat!

The system was stunned by Qiao Ya's shopping efforts, it was dazed for a while, until Qiao Ya bought several more precious gems, and then asked tremblingly, "You didn't just come to spend all of Alan's money, did you? "

"How could it be?" Qiao Ya changed another store and asked in surprise, "How could I be so superficial?"

System: "You are not superficial, but you don't pay."

"Didn't you see that my address is the Earl's Mansion?" Joya snorted, "If he doesn't want to, he doesn't have to send it to the palace."

"Does he dare?"

Qiao Ya was very shameless, "After I died, he succeeded to the throne. Don't all these still belong to him?"

System: ...it seems to make a little sense.

wrong!This is not Alan voluntarily!

As Joya shopped indiscriminately, Allen's complexion became worse and worse, and he couldn't walk anymore.

There are a lot of people in the mall, and if one is not careful, people will be squeezed away.

When Joya asked Alan to pay again, he found that his small treasury was missing!

The system mocked: "I won't play with you anymore."

Joya immediately grabbed Ryan's arm, "Follow me closely."

Ryan responded obediently. He was still thinking about when to remind His Majesty to return to the palace, but he couldn't bear to interrupt His Majesty's interest.

At this moment, the mall suddenly broadcast a message: Dear customers, due to the discovery of unknown explosives inside the mall, please leave immediately!Please leave quickly!Please leave quickly!

After the crowd was stunned for a second, they screamed collectively and ran out in a hurry.

Qiao Ya raised his eyebrows. He didn't expect that some people would use such a method of creating chaos. He wanted to give a thumbs up.

The impulsive crowd almost knocked him over, Ryan tightly protected Joya, and said anxiously: "Let's go out first!"

Under his protection, Qiao Ya followed the chaotic and frantic crowd and asked the system: "Is there really an unknown explosive in the building?"

"No." The system paused, "But someone is approaching you."

"Oh?" Qiao Ya rolled her eyes, "Everyone is running, how do you know they are approaching me?"

The system spoke faster, "Because he held something in his hand. According to my test, it contains anesthetic ingredients."

Oh wow.

Joya's hat was squeezed out, and her golden flowing hair was extremely conspicuous in the crowd.

He sighed, "I'm the one who got Ryan involved."

Can the system know his urine nature?

"If you don't want to take him with you, you would have dismissed him long ago. How can you wait until now?"

Joya was described as embarrassed by the crazy crowd, and she didn't forget to smile wryly at the system: "I really didn't expect that."

"You just made a bet with me."

"That's just teasing you."

"You don't know, so what are you doing here on purpose?"

"Take a look at the bathroom in the Imperial Capital Building." Qiao Ya smiled, "It's nice to have money."

System: "...Don't be poor, he's going to stab you."

Qiao Ya turned around abruptly, grabbed the gangster's wrist and turned around quickly, only to hear the sound of bone breaking, followed by a needle fired from the man's hand.

It's just that the direction changed, and the needle was inserted into the gangster's neck. His eyes widened, his pupils dilated instantly, and his body softened.

Joya grabbed him with one hand, supported the squeeze of the crowd, and calmly said: "Lian, open the way!"

The other party can take advantage of the chaos to mess with him, and he can also use his tricks.

He believed that the monitoring inside the building must have malfunctioned.

Ryan is well-trained, pushing away ordinary people all the way. He didn't know where to go, so he heard Joya say: "Go to the bathroom!"

With a strong physique and firm will, he forcibly opened up a way for Joya, brave and tenacious.

The crowd went out, but they went in, and the two sides ran in opposite directions. Gradually, the crowd around them became less crowded, and they finally reached the bathroom.

After entering, Qiao Ya locked the door and threw the anesthetized gangster to the ground.

Ryan realized later: "Your Majesty, who is he?!"

Joya asked back, "Why didn't you ask me why I came to the bathroom?"

"Ah?" Ryan scratched his head, and suddenly his eyes widened, "Your Majesty! There are explosives in the building! We have to get out!"

As he said, he was about to open the bathroom door.

"Don't panic." Qiao Ya looked out of the bathroom window, the corners of her lips curled up slightly, "Here we come."

Ryan looked up.

A silver-gray aircraft hovered outside the window, reflecting dazzling and eye-catching light.

A tall man in military uniform jumped from the hatch to the window.

Ryan's heart skipped a beat, this is the 26th floor!

The vigorous body like a cheetah suddenly jumped in from the window, and those dark brown pupils were piercing and fearless.

Renault stood still, first seeing Qiao Ya with messy hair, he frowned slightly with thick eyebrows, and then let go.

Joya smiled and told Ryan: "You take people to the aircraft first."

Ryan easily dragged the unconscious gangster, led him there with the help of Luo Yi, and then looked at Qiao Ya eagerly while holding the cabin door.

There are explosives in the building, Your Majesty, come out quickly!

Qiao Ya smiled weakly: "I'm tired."

He was almost crushed just now, and dragged a tall and strong man into the bathroom. Although he didn't try his best, he was too lazy to move.

Renault stared at him for a few seconds, and finally turned his back to him and bent down.

"Come up."

Qiao Ya was not polite, and lay down on his back, the weight fell on him, but Renault did not move at all.

He sweetly said to the system: "As expected of God of War."

System: "..." Hot eyes.

Renault straightened up, climbed onto the window sill with both hands, and tilted his head slightly, "Hold tight."

Immediately after that, he jumped, and the next second he stepped on the window sill, he quickly returned to the aircraft.

Luo Yi immediately ordered the hatch to close, and steered the aircraft to leave the Imperial Capital Building.

"Your Majesty, are you okay!" Ryan said worriedly.

Joya slid down from Renault's broad back, "It's all right."

He said to Renault again: "Thanks for your hard work, Marshal."

Lei Nuo only looked at the gangsters on the ground, and said in a low voice, "Your Majesty took the risk."

Ryan didn't know why, but he didn't dare to ask, he just said: "Your Majesty, please sit down and rest first."

"Okay." Joya followed suit.

The system finally found an opportunity to ask Joya: "What's going on here? How did Renault come? How did it happen to know that you were in the bathroom?"

As everyone knows, the moment Renault appeared, it was completely stunned.

There was no sign of it before!

It never saw Joya discussing this matter with Renault!

Qiao Ya closed her eyes and meditated, using her mental strength to explain the system's confusion: "Didn't I play chess with Renault a few days ago?"

"And then?" The system didn't know why.

He played chess, but during the game, he never revealed a single word about this matter.

"Then..." Qiao Ya said seriously, "Do you know chess language? Use the positions of chess pieces to communicate."

The system is confused: "I have only heard of semaphore."

It reads a lot, don't try to lie to it!

Qiao Ya sighed bitterly: "Since you don't know, forget it."

The system searches for the so-called "chess language" autistically.

After a while, it was extremely wronged: "There is no chess language at all!"

Joah Swindler Sterling cheats on it again!

"Then how do you explain, how did I complete this matter with Renault tacitly?" Joya asked back, "I didn't use my optical brain to contact him just now."

The system is dumb.

"The semaphore is created by humans, so can't the chess language be created?" Qiao Ya said earnestly, "I still need to read more books."

The system almost believed it.

Then I heard Ryan whispering to Luo Yi.

"Why are you and the marshal here?"

The two young men are considered to be of the same age, and they became good friends because of Joya during their last trip to Star Misuo.

To use a sentence in the entertainment forum to describe - as long as you like brother/sister, we are friends!

Luo Yi looked at him in surprise, "Everyone knows that His Majesty and Earl Allen visited the Imperial Capital Building together."

Ryan nodded, "Did you come to rescue us when you heard that there were explosives? You came so fast."

But he still didn't understand why it happened to stop outside the bathroom on the 26th floor.

Luo Yi took a peek at Lei Nuo, and whispered, "We've been here a long time ago."

Although he didn't know what was going on, he could tell that His Majesty and the Marshal had plans long ago.

The plan is to catch the gangsters who try to harm His Majesty.

His Majesty was robbed on the way to inspect the military headquarters before, and the marshal did not catch the assailant; on the way to Star Misuo, His Majesty was threatened by the "Star Thief", but the "Star Thieves" were all dead, so no clue could be found.

The "taking risks" that the Marshal just mentioned is part of the plan.

His Majesty used himself as bait to lure the snake out of its hole.

Ryan still didn't understand, but it was inconvenient for Luo Yi to say more, so he suppressed his curiosity and sat quietly on the chair.

"You must have discussed it with Renault!" The system said coquettishly to Joya, "Tell me, I really want to know how you discussed it!"

Joya rubbed the space between her brows, and was about to answer the system when a cup of nectar was placed on the table in front of her.

He raised his head and looked at Renault's handsome and extraordinary face, his eyes sparkling.

Lei Nuo was about to say no thanks, but he heard Qiao Ya say: "Didn't you say to send all of them to the palace last time? I didn't expect you to hide them privately."

Luo Yi & Ryan: "..."

System: "..." Oh my god, what a shame.

Lei Nuo couldn't hold back, he opened his lips and smiled, his eyes seemed to carry the starlight from hundreds of millions of years ago.

"It's newly produced, and I haven't had time to deliver it."

Qiao Ya didn't know what shame was. She lowered her head and bit the straw calmly, took a sip, and said to the system, "It's really fresh."

The system complained: "You questioned him just now."

"I mean his smile," Joya narrowed his eyes happily as the sweet nectar watered his heart, "it's really fresh."

In the battle against him, the system has long learned to pay close attention to its weaknesses: "Are you happy, have you been promoted from a vase to a comedian?"

— After all, I can make Renault laugh.

Qiao Ya was shocked: "Tong, have you evolved?" Unexpectedly, golden sentences came out frequently.

"No," the system became more and more courageous, "It's still far from 50 points, this tyrant can't do it."

It added Joya's hidden anger points to the quarrel, and directly cultivated from the establishment of the foundation to the Nascent Soul.

Qiao Ya was heartbroken: "Tong, you have to hold on."

System: "I'm fine."

"No," Qiao Ya took another sip of nectar, "You can't become like me, this is not your mission. What you should do is to teach me to be a benevolent king, not to be assimilated by me into a talkative person."

system:"……"

It's over, it feels that Joya's words are very reasonable, and it has no room to refute at all, because even itself, after hearing this sentence, fell into deep guilt and reflection.

It's not a system worth its salt!

Seeing that the system was about to close itself, Qiao Ya realized with conscience, and said quietly: "Actually, I used the optical brain to contact Renault."

The system hugged its head: "I don't believe it!"

Communication with optical brain, it is impossible not to know!

Joya loves it: "Have you forgotten? You have a shielding mechanism."

"..."

"You will be blocked when you go to the bathroom, take a shower, or change your clothes." Joya explained slowly, "I will delete the message after we chat, and of course you won't find out."

"..."

Qiao Ya half-closed his eyes comfortably, he even heard the crying of the system, he was obedient, cute and easy to bully.

After a while, the system suddenly rose up, and said in a strange way: "So, you always contact Lei Nuo when you go to the bathroom and take a shower? Tsk tsk, it's a bad taste."

Joya:?

Why does he feel that the system is different?

"Hey, I've always had a heavy taste." Joya comforted it casually.

The system was defeated again, there is no way, he will never be as thick-skinned as Joah Sterling.

It throws in the towel.

His Majesty Qiao Ya, who had a strong taste, drank a glass of nectar happily, and was about to ask where he was, when Marshal Renault, who had a strong sense of presence beside him, teased: "Aren't you afraid that I will poison you inside?"

Qiao Ya thought that I have a system to help detect, but she looked at him innocently: "Did you get off?"

He felt that Renault seemed to have changed, talking more and smiling more.

Renault originally saw him squinting his eyes and enjoying himself like a cat, and he was a little happy in his heart, but he didn't know how to express it, so he could only express his intimacy with words that seemed to be jokes dryly.

As a result, he was uncomfortable being watched, turned his head, and said in a low voice: "No."

Qiao Ya said to the system: "What's wrong with him? He talks more and smiles more. Could it be that he's taken a fancy to me?"

"How is it possible?!" The system was once again shocked by his narcissism. "You rescued the civilian ship hostages, selected civilian talents, and started to develop repair agents. It is estimated that he is pleasing to your eyes, so I will give you some sweetness."

Qiao Ya blinked, "So he's a scumbag?"

"I didn't say that!" The system hurriedly made amends, "What I mean is, he was always approachable, but now he thinks you are a good emperor, so I will give you a good face."

Qiao Ya blinked again: "Great achievements overwhelm the Lord?"

system:"……"

"Then do I have to kill the donkey?" Joya sneered at the level of its words, "Read more books. He is such a marshal, you describe him as... laughing his teeth out."

"You said he fell in love with you, and you laughed your ass off too." The system rolled his eyes back.

Joya got excited: "You don't believe me? Let's make a bet."

"What's the bet?" It firmly didn't believe that the god of war would take a fancy to Joya, a comedian!

"If you lose, give me a tube of intermediate repair agent; if I lose, I will let you fight in the future."

System: "This is not equivalent."

"It's equivalent," Qiao Ya said sternly, "The repairing agent repairs the spiritual sea. If I don't quarrel with you, it is also good for your mental state. Don't you think you are getting more irritable?"

System: Okay, it seems to make sense.

It wants to be its pure self.

Anyway, it is impossible for Renault to take a fancy to Joya, it will win!

"Okay, I bet."

Joya raised a smile at the corner of his mouth and asked Lei Nuo, "Can you pry out the mastermind from him?"

In other words, are the methods of your military department useful?

Renault avoided Qiao Ya's gaze, "It cannot be fully guaranteed."

He was ashamed that he hadn't caught those people's whereabouts for so long, so His Majesty had to go deep into the tiger's den.

Qiao Ya didn't seem to care about the result. He just asked a question, and then changed the subject: "The Imperial City Building reported the presence of unknown explosives, which caused panic among the people. There may be a stampede. This matter must be held accountable."

"I have sent someone to investigate." Renault said respectfully.

Looking at his perfectly lined profile, Qiao Ya asked abruptly, "Does the Marshal like roses?"

System: What kind of problem is out of reach.

However, Lei Nuo replied seriously: "I didn't know about it before, but now I think it looks pretty good."

"You gave me so much nectar, but I have never said anything," Qiao Ya said gently and kindly, "There are roses that I planted in the palace, and I will give them to you when I have a chance."

Renault obviously didn't expect it, and looked back at him in surprise, but couldn't answer in time.

"Do not want?"

Qiao Ya tilted her head, her blond slightly long hair slipped mischievously, and the ends of her hair poked into the corners of her rose-colored lips, her emerald green pupils shone brightly, and Renault's figure was shrunk inside.

Renault breathed lightly subconsciously, and an inexplicable taste gushed out of his chest.

There is an unattainable anxiety.

"No." He lowered his head again, hiding the strange look in his eyes, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward."

Qiao Ya noticed his politeness, and said lightly: "You saved me, you should."

The system was very happy to see him deflated: "Look, Renault is not interested in you at all, he doesn't even bother to look at you. You lost."

"Don't worry," Joya casually looked out the window, "This bet will work until I die."

System: "You didn't say that just now!"

"I didn't say anything about the deadline of the bet." Joya narrowed her eyes, "Besides, you are just a system, you don't understand human feelings."

The system was dissatisfied: "Why don't I understand? I've watched a lot of serials."

"Then you know, how does a person express himself when he looks at another person?"

"Of course I say 'I like you' or 'I love you'!"

Joya smiled harmlessly.

"That's what you said."

The author has something to say: Thank you little cuties for your blessings~ Meme!

感谢在2020-09-2717:16:07~2020-09-2909:59:30期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 Xicaicai; 1 Jiujiang;

Thanks to the little angels who cast the landmines: 2 for Tian Shao;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：关里20瓶；顾暖衾10瓶；雪之刃9瓶；血色2瓶；妧訢、玖绛1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!