signingbooks Chapter 769
Chapter 769
Chapter 769
This old man is just a talker, and just now he acted like he was pointing out the country to himself, saying who should settle the score and who should be blamed!
But as soon as the village chief came, he coaxed him faster than anyone else, for fear that the village chief would find out, but Sui Guan thought with contempt for his behavior of deceiving his master and destroying his ancestors just now.
Seeing that my brother slandered him so much, Mengba didn't explain, and said to himself:
"You are still young, brother. You don't know what the old man can do, but I have experienced his old man's torture!"
As the village chief's apprentice, Mengba has been practicing with the village chief since he was a child!
It was simply an unbearable past. The village head was always very easy-going towards the villagers, but he was indeed very strict with his apprentice. I don't know how many interruptions!
Why is the outside of Dacun Village so bare?
That's not because this old man was scared of being beaten before, and he went to chop firewood every day to come back!
There is no way, if you don't finish cutting quickly, the old master will pack his weapons at hand.
Later, Mengba also paid a heavy price for his stupid behavior!
In the past, there were only small trees outside the village, and the branches were not too thick. When the village chief saw that Mengba had finished messing with the trees outside the village, he was not annoyed. He just smiled at his apprentice and turned away. With a branch as thick as an arm!
Meng Ba was stunned at the time!
It was later discovered that the small trees outside the village were cut down by myself, but there are so many forests outside, and there are old trees everywhere!
That night, poor Mengba was severely cleaned up by his master, and the murder weapon is still in the village head's house.
After hearing Mengba's sad story, Guan Sui couldn't help but burst out laughing, deeply lamenting his brother's stupidity, and the old man's wit.
Seeing that Sui Guan was still laughing heartily after hearing such a tragic encounter with him, Meng Ba immediately said angrily:
"Do you still have any conscience, brother? Since I told you about such a tragic past, and you still have the nerve to laugh out loud, is it possible that you don't know what compassion is by nature?"
At this moment, Sui Guan laughed so hard that tears came out, he was out of breath and said:
"Who says I don't have a heart of compassion, brother, although I also sympathize with your experience, the key is that I can't stop laughing no matter what!"
Mengba's joke is really one of the funniest stories that Sui Guan has ever heard in his life, it was a great inspiration to him, and it can also be seen how clever this old man was but was mistaken by his cleverness!
Just because he was afraid of being beaten, this guy went to cut down all the saplings outside the village. Little did he know that the old village chief would not accept your trick at all. Why did you cut down all the trees outside the village? Come on, I'll go find you something thicker and come back, and I'll deal with you, this traitor, in no time!
It is said that the old man who is not afraid of the world today probably knows that only when facing the sanction of the village chief can he know what it means to be ruthless!
"Zizi is not enough to plan!"
After all, Meng Ba glared at Sui Guan bitterly, and then quickly left this sad place. It seems that there is no way to continue chatting today, and it is true that he was teasing just now, and he even told his brother about this Embarrassing thing, didn't that make it clear that I dug a hole for myself!
In this way, it was just an extra laughing stock. It seems that the Sui Pavilion will probably hold on to it in the future.
Seeing his elder brother leaving angrily, Sui Guan shook his head helplessly and smiled wryly.
Looking at the desolate back, his smile did not dissipate in the slightest.
After all, sharing happiness is an extremely noble virtue. Moreover, this happiness is based on the pain of the shameless old man. Sui Guan feels that it is even more imperative to take it out and continue to share it with others!
Glancing at the crowd not far away, Sui Guan found Aiwa who was eating barbecue in a short while.
Immediately, he felt that sharing this fun with the other party would make the other party happy together!
As the saying goes, happiness alone is not as good as happiness among everyone, so he quickly came to Eva's side, and then recounted Mengba's tragic childhood experience to Eva.
After listening to Mengba's "interesting stories", Aiwa was even more exaggerated than Sui Guan, and said with a smile on Sui Guan's face:
"Haha, it really is true that good and evil are rewarded. If you don't report, it's not because you're late, but when the time hasn't arrived! That guy Mengba's broken mouth is really the anger of man and god. In the end, he still hasn't escaped God's reckoning. This is what he usually says. If you don't leave anyone asking for it, in my opinion, you deserve it!"
Stretching out his hand to wipe the saliva sprayed on his face by Ai Wa, Sui Guan felt that the other party was exactly the same as himself, and he was also the one who had no compassion in the mouth of Brother Mengba. If it was not enough, he could not blame himself , who said that bastard usually doesn't say much about himself!
"As far as what my brother said just now, I can definitely contract my jokes for a year, hahaha..."
As he spoke, Sui Guanyou couldn't help but start laughing.
At this time, Meng Ba was standing not far away, watching Sui Guan and Ai Wa whispering to each other. When they were laughing heartily, this "very smart" old man knew that it was probably his own fault. It was leaked, and I hated it for a while, but there was nothing I could do if it wasn't enough!
After all, right now is not a good time to settle accounts with the two of them, otherwise the accounts will not be settled by then, and in the end they will be laughed at by both parties together, then it will be a big shame!
Thinking of this, Mengba decided to temporarily suppress the anger in his heart, let Sui Guan and Ai Wa run rampant for a while, and wait until the time is ripe to settle accounts with the two couples, anyway, there will be a long way to go!
At this time, Sui Guan had already noticed that the elder brother's eyes drifted towards himself and Xueli from time to time, and immediately raised his glass to Mengba who was sizing up secretly with a provocative face, and spoke to the other party with his mouth. Say "cheers"!
Immediately afterwards, Sui Guan smiled slightly, and drank the remaining wine in the cup in one gulp.
Seeing the rise, Meng Ba turned his head away and ignored the Sui Guan, feeling great hatred in his heart!
Damn it, this brother is really getting more and more arrogant. Didn't he just lose a few words and steal some things? Why do you think you're holding on to yourself like this?
At this time, Eva smiled slightly at Sui Guan and said:
"Hee hee, it seems that you and Meng Ba are really on the point of the needle, they are both such sluts and ruthless!"
Of these two people, one is for revenge, and the other is for harming as much as possible, and these two guys are some kind of shameless existence to a certain level, and what is even more speechless is that they are ignorant of it!
Faced with such a strange existence, Ai Wa finds it extremely interesting just thinking about it, but she has long been looking forward to the future production of Sui Guan and Meng Ba!
Hearing this, Sui Guan pretended not to understand and said:
"You just don't mention which kind of sword it is. Although my swordsmanship is not very good, I have made a lot of achievements in other aspects. How about we have a good exchange tonight?"
"When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible!"
Having said that, Eva rolled her eyes at Sui Guan in a charming manner.
"I know your Chinese language ability is high, I beg you, don't show off!" Sui Guan glanced at Aiwa very speechlessly.
I don’t know when it started, this Eva likes to say things like idioms and verses more and more, and I don’t know who learned from that person, and I’ll chat with you after just a few words, I can hear Sui Guan It's a big headache!
"What is showing off? Is this a solid cultural foundation, okay? But then again, have you prepared for tomorrow's mission?"
Turning her head sideways, Eva looked at Sui Guan who was eating a large piece of meat.
Ai Wa had made up his mind long ago, and this time he had to go on the road with Sui Guan anyway. Although Dashu Village could give him a quiet and peaceful feeling, and it was also very comfortable to stay here, but for For Aiwa, it is only by Sui Guan's side that she can make herself happier!
Even though there are still many unknown dangers and beasts ahead, she still silently made up her mind to follow Sui Guan.
Sui Guan now had a mouth full of barbecued meat and said vaguely:
"There's no need to prepare for this, a knife and a bear are enough!"
He said without raising his head, still talking about the barbecue.
(End of this chapter)