signingbooks Chapter 51 The Legend 3 Brother-in-law
Chapter 51 The Legend 3 Brother-in-law
Chapter 51 The Legendary Third Brother-in-law
"Mr. Yan, our bank is already withdrawing cash from various vaults, and it is expected to arrive at [-]:[-] pm. Please arrange the cash withdrawal, thank you." Xiaoye Tong knew.
It's almost nine o'clock now, and it's only four hours before one o'clock, so we have to act quickly.
I remember watching "Wealth is Impressing" before, the protagonist's family took out 3000 million cash from the bank and put it on the table to admire. At that time, I felt that this behavior was very naive and unsafe.
But over four hours later, he has to be just as childish.
Yan Xi first made a rough calculation on the white paper.
The cost of one cubic meter is about 820 million, so one hundred million is about twelve cubic meters and a little more.
How big is twelve cubic meters?Two meters long, two meters wide, and three meters high, that's about it.
The indoor height of a general residence in the imperial capital is only [-] meters.
Whoa!Then it can be piled up to the upstairs neighbor's house!
Had to pack such a large pile of tickets into a smaller container, say, a suitcase?
In the past, gangster movies used black lacquered lockboxes to store cash. Every time I watched them press the two opening buttons, the lid popped open with a bang, and piles of neatly stacked green bills came into view. I can't forget it for a long time, and it's so handsome.
But if Yanxi builds a lockbox, wouldn't that be the same as telling everyone that it's full of money?
Is it more low-key to push a suitcase?
The largest suitcase is 28 inches, generally more than 70 centimeters long, 30 centimeters wide, and [-] centimeters high, which is about [-] cubic meters.
To hold twelve cubic meters of money, isn't it exactly one hundred?
God help me, really God help me!
So he opened the Jingdong website, placed an order for one hundred 28-inch diplomat universal suitcases, set the delivery address at the bank designated by Xiaoye, and asked for the delivery to be delivered on time before one o'clock.
A total of 26 yuan was spent on the suitcase. In order to expedite it, an additional 5000 yuan was paid for shipping.
But where can these one hundred suitcases be put?
Oh God, help me!
God called, oh no, it was Hua Mo: "Honey, my WeChat store is ready, hurry up and help me promote it!"
"Don't worry, Ou Ji is a customer."
Isn't it just brushing the bill, look at me.
"By the way, come back for dinner tonight, third sister treats you."
"Tonight? No, didn't I say yesterday that I want to win over my colleagues tonight, forgot?"
"Oh, then I'll tell her to change it to another day."
However, thinking of the resentful expression on the third sister's face two days ago, he must be invited to dinner again today. There must be something wrong, and the desire to gossip in his heart drove him to ask more.
"Why did Third Sister suddenly invite us to dinner?"
"Actually, it's not the third sister's treat, it's the third brother-in-law. He is going to open a shop in Suzhou and Hangzhou at the beginning of next year. He will probably be away for a long time, so he wants to get together with us before we leave."
Speaking of the third brother-in-law, there is something to talk about.
His family's ancestors were all natives of the imperial capital for generations, and they were born with a golden key in their mouths.
He and the third sister are college classmates, but unlike the third sister who only focuses on folk songs, besides singing, he also has a wide range of other hobbies, and they are almost at their peak.
I won’t mention the aspect of religious belief, so as not to be 404, but it can be said that he has discussed Buddhism face-to-face with the so-called Panhechen Living Buddha many times, which is enough to show his high level.
He loves photography. The lens that was lying in the shopping cart of the third sister for more than ten years was intended to be given to him. Although the equipment is not amazing, the accessories are very complete. Dimming mirrors, flashes of different GN powers, constant fill lights, diffusers of various sizes, reflective umbrellas, black and white pineapple boards, etc. A photo called "Nepalese Girl" in Holi Beats was also featured on "National Geography Magazine.
His voice is flexible and changeable, and he can imitate different types of characters and animals vividly. He works part-time as a dubbing artist on Himalaya and has gained hundreds of thousands of fans.
The most worth mentioning is the health management he is proud of, which can be understood as the coach of fitness coaches. The students he trained are all over the gymnasiums in the imperial capital. Even Xu Xiaodong, who killed Tai Chi master Lei Lei in a second, is with him Trained buddy.
Therefore, the third brother-in-law has a very good physique. He is the champion of a certain imperial bodybuilder. He has a standard inverted triangle shape. His biceps are bigger than Yanxi's face. Coupled with curly hair and a handsome face that is born with arrogance , is a well-known man in the community, especially the majority of female neighbors covet him.
A year ago, he bought a two-story store at the entrance of the community and opened a fitness center. The equipment inside is all Technogym—the Ferrari of fitness equipment. His original intention was actually for his daily exercise, but Later, more people came to join in the community admiringly, so they simply opened up for business.
However, it may be due to the bad luck of the zodiac year. In the past few months, the imperial capital was flooded with influenza. The government ordered all closed business places to limit the flow of people, and the densely populated gyms directly asked to close their doors. The cold winter of the industry suddenly hit like a bolt from the blue.
Can his arrogance bear this anger?I went back and forth to several regulatory agencies to manage things up and down, but it didn't work. This is a matter of life and death. No one wants to lose the black hat on their heads.
An old man who grew up in the imperial capital was heartbroken by the rules and regulations of the imperial capital.
This time, I must have made up my mind to try another city for development.
No wonder the third sister was so sad a few days ago.
But if this happened to Yan Xi, if the company sent him to another place to take a second job, Hua Mo would probably celebrate with drums and gongs.
"Tomorrow, I will definitely set aside time tomorrow!"
After hanging up the phone, his eyes rolled, and he actually got the idea of the third brother-in-law's gym.
I guess the third brother-in-law's store should be able to hold a hundred suitcases, right?And it's right at the gate of the community, it's too easy to guard for ten days.
Yanxi immediately called the third brother-in-law, exchanged greetings in a pretentious manner, and then turned to the main topic: "Third brother-in-law, I have a bunch of things, can I put them in your fitness center for a while? Just for ten days, and the rent will also be charged." OK."
"Hey, what good things are you hiding behind Sixth Sister's back?"
"It's just some suitcases, recommended by a friend. I bought a few at a low price, and sold them after ten days to earn some private money. Don't laugh at me, third brother-in-law."
"Yoxi, I understand. Whatever rent you charge, you are on your own, so let it go! Last time you helped Sanjie empty the shopping cart, I haven't had a chance to thank you yet. When will these things you mentioned arrive? I will At home, I can come and open the door for you at any time."
"Great, it's probably three or four o'clock. I'll call you then. I'll drink a few more drinks with you tomorrow, so you won't get drunk."
"Hey, I can't drink you."
The third brother-in-law was joking, but Yanxi had never seen him drunk before, and even wondered if some Buddhist technique was used to force the alcohol out of his body.
Now that the task has been settled, it's time to do the last thing.
He found a professional brushing shop with the most positive reviews on the Internet. The name of the shop is very festive, called Xishuashua.
"My request is a bit complicated, please remember carefully."
"Dear, here, providing you with high-quality service is the purpose of our store. This store accepts all customized order swiping tasks, including sales volume, clicks, likes and comments. This store has everything you need. Please rest assured to place an order. It is transferring Picking up the artificial seat, please wait a moment."
This robot has a good mouth and is indeed festive.
"Tell me, what are your requirements." The artificial seat went straight to the point.
Huh?What about polite language?Are you so straightforward?
"I want you to buy products in a designated micro-store. You can buy as much as there are in the store, but each order reader can only buy ten copies at most. It was introduced by a friend, the location of delivery and the time of purchase should be as dispersed as possible, so that the shopkeeper can’t immediately see that it’s a fake customer, can it be done?”
"The handling fee is 30.00%." It felt like a person who was more emotionless than Ajax.
"Cheer up, deal!"
Submitted the QR code of Huayang Nianhua Weidian, and placed an order of 26 yuan, which should be enough to buy her three or four purchases.
Let's take off, Huamo!
(End of this chapter)