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Chapter 97 Who Will Get Me?
Chapter 97 Who Will Get Me?
last Friday?
A group of policemen handcuffed Yanxi and asked him what he did last Friday.
Let me think about it, it seems that I didn't do anything outrageous?
"I should be at work on Friday. Our company, a Fortune [-] company, is very busy." He opened his mouth and came.
"Let me remind you, have you ever been to Decathlon?" Team Luo guided his thoughts.
Decathlon?Whoa!
Fleeing pigeons!
Aunt Thief!
Mr. Salty Pig!
I really need to call a lawyer if I talk about this.
"Officer Luo, what happened last Friday was also a misunderstanding." Yanxi looked like he had eaten half a lemon, and his facial features were twisted together.
"Speak, I'm listening."
"I didn't take the child to feed the pigeon, but a child was feeding it. I saw that she was feeding too slowly, so I helped her.
I really didn't know that bread was poisonous.
Uh, if you need compensation, make an offer, and I'll take it all.
I am even more wronged by the aunt in Decathlon.
I went there to buy swimming goggles, and I saw her when I went to check out.
She walks in that posture, as if she has just recovered from a stroke. Out of good intentions, I help her push the cart, that's all.
In the end, the old man on the subway who played salty pig hands was even more wronged. I just respected the old and loved the young and gave up my seat.
After giving up my seat, I got out of the car. Who knew that other people were old-hearted and could think badly of the girl next to them?
You are also from Whampoa. Do you think, if I collude with him to do this, how difficult will it be to execute?
Both of us have studied probability theory, what is the probability that I will take a seat on the subway before the uncle gets on the train?What is the probability that the next seat is a girl?What is the probability that the girl has been sleeping?What is the probability that the girl still does not wake up after the uncle gets in the car?
What are the chances of all of these happening together?
Even if God rolls the dice, he can't throw such a result, right? "
Yanxi poured out all her grievances.
Huh~ It's over, it's so cool.
"Next, let's go back to the original question. Why did you go out to buy swimming goggles when you weren't at work on Friday? Why did you take the subway aimlessly?" Team Luo grasped the crux of the problem.
Don't make it up, you force me?Watch me play a montage for you!
"Sheriff Luo, I..."
"Wrong shout!" Team Luo corrected.
Sorry, reminded me of Sheriff Black Cat.
"Officer Luo, the thing is like this.
Breadman, you know?
That's my colleague. He doesn't work well during work hours on Thursdays, and drives around the streets in a broken van.
why?Fishing.
Who knows that some situations encountered on the road have been mentioned in the news, and you should know that he was forced to lend a helping hand. "
"Does what you said have anything to do with what happened on Friday?" Team Luo was impatient.
"Sir, you should listen to me."
Team Luo rolled his eyes.
Sir? It's called that in HK dramas, right?Don't pop out a "note" in a while, it's just fun.
He continued: "I didn't expect that, because he did good deeds, he was praised by the society, and the company naturally gave him recognition.
guess what?
Hey!Raised him from the deputy to the principal!
Can I not be jealous?
Isn't it just good deeds?
Who wouldn't!
So, I also learned from him. After fishing for a day and going out for a circle, I also did three good things.
Who knew the boat capsized in the gutter.
Hey!
Cheating!
Why! "
Yanxi kept sighing.
Luo Dui exchanged glances with the police officer next to him, then turned to him and said, "Don't sigh there, let me ask you, what good thing did he do on Thursday?"
"correct."
"On Friday, your company knew about it?"
"Uh... yes."
"Then you informed him that he was going to be promoted on Friday before you touched the fish?"
"Uh... right?"
Yo, Yanxi, why are you not confident?Remove the word "bar" and say it again!
"I was wrong. The promotion was notified today." He told the truth.
Team Luo's thinking is really quick, his logic is very strong, and he doesn't like to talk about words at all.
"Since the notification was only today, why are you so jealous on Friday?"
"Uh...that's right, I just notified you today, why am I so jealous on Friday?" Yanxi thought about it, "How about, guess what?"
"I want you to answer, not ask questions!" Team Luo was about to lose patience with him.
I also want to answer, but I really can't answer, it's hard to die baby.
"Okay, okay, it's okay if you don't guess, then let me guess."
"Guess?"
"Wrong, wrong, I'll make it up."
"Edit?"
hiss!Why did you speak your mind?Are you panicking?
"Officer Luo, may I ask someone else to interrogate me? You are so good-looking. I can't concentrate on thinking at all. Your head is smelly and sticky like bean juice. There is a song that follows you." I am the same now, my heart is too chaotic and I need some blank space, if you understand, let you leave for a short time."
sharp!I actually thought of such a way to break the game, it's okay.
As long as Luo Dui is replaced, the other little police officers are not fooling around casually.
"Don't want to see me? That's simple. I'll ask my colleague to get a paper bag and cover your head."
Luo Dui is really a ruthless person, and he doesn't play tricks at all.
"No need, that's a lot of trouble. I'd better close my eyes myself." Yanxi miscalculated, so he honestly half-closed his eyes.
"Tell me the truth, don't be silly anymore." Team Luo was very serious.
"I said I have superpowers, do you believe me?"
Yes, of course there is, but it's not a super power, but a money power.
"Oh." She sneered.
"I said I had a hunch that he would be promoted today, do you believe it?"
Don't talk about her, I don't even believe it, I really can't make it up.
"Then why didn't you have a premonition that the pigeon would have diarrhea?
Why is it that people who don't expect help are thieves and perverts?
Why didn't I have a premonition that I would arrest you and bring you back to the police station?
At least you can make up a reason that is not so mentally handicapped, right?
What about when I was a three-year-old kid? "
Shouldn't the villain automatically lower his intelligence?
How can you make me speechless when I ask a man who is so upright?
I, I, I am a good man who does not fight with women!
"Forget it, I can't prove my innocence, so tell me, is there any evidence that can show that I am an accomplice to them? You have also checked my call records. Are there any messy people?"
Hey, take up the weapon of philosophy at the critical moment, dialectics!
There are always opposites to things, and what I can't do, others may not be able to do.
Behind me are stealing the beam and changing the post, Li Daitao is stiff, and the golden cicada is waiting for you, come on, the senior can't play with you, a little girl? !
The interrogation room suddenly fell silent, only the sound of police officers taking notes.
"That uncle, you ask him, ask him if he has any accomplices."
"The uncle is still in a coma."
"Then you ask that aunt, is she still unconscious, did she say she has any accomplices?"
"She said yes."
hiss!Are you cheating on me?
"I still don't believe it, pull her to the line! If it proves that I was wronged, you must treat me to dinner!"
"What are you talking about? This is the police station!" Dui Luo's eyes were sharp and his tone was crisp.
Ding ding ding, the phone on the desk rang, and she exchanged a few words briefly.
"You're lucky, the aunt said she didn't know you. But before the uncle wakes up, you still can't get rid of the suspicion. How about this, you call and ask someone to guarantee you, and then you can go home temporarily , but they must cooperate with the investigation whenever they arrive.”
"Okay, shall we add WeChat or leave a phone call?"
Yanxi thought about all the good things, so tonight he was obsessed with the contact information of the beautiful police officer and junior.
"Don't leave it for me, there are special colleagues in the office who are responsible for registering you."
Hey, I'm a little sorry.
But a new problem arises, who should I call to earn my own money?
Yanxi's first thought was that Ye Yi knew how to answer every question.
When encountering problems these days, I always ask her, and it has become a habit.
But, how could Xiaoye be so embarrassed when he saw the domineering president in his mind?
impossible.
The glorious image still has to be maintained.
The second thing he thought of, of course, was Vajra Vajra.
It's just that Hua Mo has been worrying about her mother-in-law's head for the past two days. If she tells her this shit again now, she will be hit with an iron fist combo, eh, half her life is gone.
why?
Why was he arrested at the police station?
Because Yanxi went to the kiln to give the young lady money.
ah!Do you dare to go to the kiln? !Do you still dare to give the lady money? !
Crackling, crackling, cracking, crackling, Huamo can break Yanxi into eight pieces with bare hands.
worry!
Or, call it Hanhan?
At any rate, Team Luo and Team Luo are also alumni, and the three stinky alumni are better than each other.
It still doesn't work, if she is allowed to fish for herself, I'm afraid she will laugh at her for several years.
You can guess what she's going to say without using your brain.
"Brother Yan, aren't the girls in the kiln beautiful?"
"Brother Yan, aren't the younger sisters in the bureau beautiful?"
"Brother Yan, isn't it pretty when I pick you up in pajamas?"
This school girl is too unrestrained, out of control at all, and her way is wild, so it's not easy.
What should be done, what should be done?
(End of this chapter)