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Chapter 375 In Fact, What If It Happens Again?
Chi Yin and Ling Han rolled their eyes, looked at Tang Yu and asked in unison, "Is the master-student rice bowl delicious?"
"What master and apprentice cover rice? What do you think? Be more serious?"
Tang Yu changed the subject with a guilty conscience: "By the way, have you seen Ye Qiu? This bastard really deserves to be killed. He almost killed me."
[Damn, dog day Ye Qiu. 】
[I killed so many elite soldiers and generals. 】
[Actually, what if it happens again? 】
"..."
The two women looked at each other and shook their heads: "He has already run away, let's go down the mountain first."
"Okay, it's just such a stupid and wise thing, sooner or later I catch him as good as juice."
Tang Yu was aggrieved and went down the mountain to go back to change clothes. It was a bit uncomfortable to be in neutral.
Today's explosion terrified everyone in Jiuquan Mountain.
Fortunately, nothing major happened after the false alarm, and Jiulongquan also recovered.
Nan Huaiyun originally wanted to let the disciples rest, and then go to clean up the outlet of Jiulongquan tomorrow.
As a result, the elders couldn't bear it, and a group of old bones tossed over there, forcibly cleaning out Jiulongquan.
After seeing the recovery of Jiulong Spring, the group of old bones who witnessed the glory of Jiuquan Mountain burst into tears.
In the evening, Jiuquan Mountain specially held a grand celebration party.
At the celebration party, Tang Yu, who saved Jiulongquan, naturally sat on the throne to accept the praise of everyone.
Some people even ran to kneel down to Tang Yu to thank him for such a big favor.
Tang Yu hurriedly grabbed the old guy who was almost eighty years old, and when he knelt down, Tang Yu was really afraid that his life would be lost.
"You're welcome, it's all from my family, it's just a little effort."
After supporting the old guy, Tang Yu hurriedly persuaded him.
"Okay, okay, I'm so happy, Young Master Tang, you don't know how important this is to our Jiuquan Mountain. If you have a daughter, this old man wants to marry her to you."
The old guy wiped his tears and snot and said excitedly.
"You are too kind."
Tang Yu shuddered, thinking that if you have a daughter who is probably older than my mother, I'm not happy with you.
After toasting with a group of elders, Tang Yu looked subconsciously at Nan Huaiyun again.
After returning today, Nan Huaiyun ran back to the room and did not come out, even the banquet was long overdue.
When he greeted himself, his eyes dodged, and those who didn't know thought he had done something to her.
After Nan Huaiyun and Tang Yu looked at each other for a moment, their faces became hot, and they lowered their heads to concentrate on eating and cursed at their enemies in their hearts.
Because touched his thing.
It made me restless after I went back, and my mind was full of that absurd picture.
After returning to the room, she took a good shower.
Then when I went back to bed and went to sleep, I was dazed and dreamed that this guy was playing tricks on me.
After waking up, she couldn't help herself, so she turned out Mr. Jiao and rewarded herself once, and she was still thinking about this guy when she rewarded.
"Nan Huaiyun, you are so perverted."
She cursed herself inwardly.
Obviously, I wouldn't be like this when I was young, but now my state of mind is like a pool of water, which will ripple when touched lightly.
Ning Shiqin, who was sitting next to her, was also unusually silent, concentrating on eating with her head down.
For her, today's fact is a bit of a shock.
"Shanzhu, Senior Sister, why don't you drink alcohol? How about drinking milk? Let me pour it for you?"
At this time, a female disciple next to him suddenly asked.
"no need."
"Thank you, don't drink."
The two women who were awakened from memory shook their heads vigorously.
Probably for a long time, they were not interested in coconut milk or anything.
It feels weird.
At this moment, someone at the banquet suddenly shouted.
"I don't eat chicken legs, so I'll bring shit!!! I want girl's shit, the fresher the better, and Fu Hu Tianzun and I just like this one!"
This cry raised his head to the sky and shocked everyone present at Jiuquan Mountain.
They looked over one after another, only to realize that it was old man He.
For Old Man He, everyone in Jiuquan Mountain was naturally impressed.
At that time, this old guy was at the peak of three Tianzi realms by himself, and he could still rub people against him. His monster-like strength made everyone in Jiuquan Mountain admire him.
But why would he yell to eat shit?
"Could it be that masters have different tastes in food?"
"Fuhu Tianzun? Who is it? It's Tang Shao who is in his arms?"
"My God, Young Master Tang likes to eat shit? Impossible, how could handsome guys like this, handsome guys probably don't even know how to shit."
A female disciple of Jiuquan Mountain shook her head in shock and muttered to herself.
After Tang Yu was suddenly hugged by old man He and shouted such a sentence, he almost sprayed the food he just ate on the old guy's face.
This is a good meal, why do you suddenly lose your nerve?
"Don't, don't, let's eat chicken legs today, shall we?"
Sensing everyone looking at him with strange eyes, Tang Yu instantly felt that he was about to die socially.
"I don't! This is what ordinary people eat! How can you and my brother eat these ordinary things?"
Old man He let go of Tang Yu, jumped onto the chair, pointed at Tang Yu and shouted.
"Look carefully, this old man is Jiang Long Tianzun, this is my brother Fuhu Tianzun, we are friends who have eaten shit."
"Back then, my brother and I were out wandering the rivers and lakes and offended a lot of people."
"The other party has a lot of people, and the two of us were forced to have nowhere to go."
"They took the lead and gave us two choices, either be hacked to death together, or eat a bucket of shit!"
"Who is my brother? The most loyal person in the world."
"At that time, without saying a word, he told me to get out, and rushed up to eat up the bucket of shit."
"What is this? This is righteousness!"
Everyone was shocked and looked at Tang Yu with the eyes of the old eight.
Tang Yu's face was pale and the corners of his mouth twitched. He had finally received retribution for his many evil deeds in his life.
Old man He enjoyed the feeling that all eyes were on the same level with him and his brother.
Like the old man in KFC, he easily tore off his shirt and then took off his pants.
Tang Yu quickly pulled him off the chair with quick eyes and hands, and whispered in his ear with a dark face.
"Jiang Long Tian, have you forgotten the confidentiality agreement of the organization? We can't reveal our identity to the outside world!"
"Ah? I forgot!"
The old man He looked shocked, and quickly looked at the crowd and shouted: "You should not have heard what you just said."
"..."
Everyone's expressions became even more strange. What's the matter with this old guy?
"Eat chicken legs, this is a colorful phoenix-tailed chicken. Eating it will restore your cultivation as soon as possible."
Tang Yu grabbed a greasy braised chicken leg and stuffed it directly into the old guy's mouth.
Hearing that he could restore his cultivation, old man He hurriedly started to eat.
The elders of Jiuquanshan on the table also realized that old man He might have some mental problems.