signingbooks Chapter 489 I Really Know How To Vent
Chapter 489 I Really Know How To Vent
At this moment, Ye Qingshan fell into doubts that he had never had in his life.
If his eldest brother Ye Qiu is still alive.
Just pat him on the shoulder and tell him it's just a small scene, nothing to be shocked about.
After all, when the animal sees his opponent Tang Yu, he will sigh that Tang Yu is more animal.
After the body finally recovered.
Seeing the eyes of the three interviewers as if smelling shit.
The flustered Ye Qingshan quickly explained: "Three interviewers, listen to my explanation..."
Halfway through his speech, there was a sharp pain in his stomach, as if something was about to come out of his body.
How dare he continue to explain after reacting?
He turned around and ran towards the bathroom.
Fortunately, the restroom is only ten meters away from the conference room used for the interview.
After rushing in in one breath, he successfully took off his pants in the last few tenths of a second.
After a crackling sound sounded.
Ye Qingshan let out a long sigh of relief, his whole body relaxed a lot inexplicably, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"I'm really going to piss."
Then the pit next door slammed the door a few times and screamed.
"Are you a man? I just said why there is so much noise, you are dead, I want to call the police."
"What?"
Only then did Ye Qingshan suddenly realize that he rushed into the women's toilet just now because he was so anxious that he didn't see clearly?
He didn't even care to wipe his buttocks, he just wanted to run out when he lifted his pants.
Otherwise, he would be arrested for this kind of thing as soon as he returned to China.
Wouldn't it be a complete failure to enter the Chinese Academy of Sciences?
Although he was starting to feel a little desperate now, after all, he didn't even know what happened to the crazy operation just now.
And the ashes of the only person in the world who knew the truth had already been thrown away.
Just as I was about to pull up my pants and stand up, my stomach started to hurt badly again.
Proof that the recent jet war has just begun.
The neighbor had already rushed out of the bathroom first, and shouted at the door of the bathroom.
"Where is the security guard? Where is the security guard? There is a man peeping in the bathroom. Are you okay with this wretched man?"
"I went wrong, beauty, stop shouting, really, I didn't mean to."
Ye Qingshan begged while pulling, already wishing to strangle this bitch to death.
As a descendant of the Ye family, there is a queue of women who are willing to sleep with him in Chou Country!
Do you need to come to the women's restroom to peep?
"Fart your mother, did you enter the women's bathroom on purpose?"
The woman walked over and kicked the bathroom door hard.
This made Ye Qingshan feel humiliated.
I was squatting to defecate, and a woman kicked the door and yelled at the door.
It made him look like a disobedient dog, who was taught various lessons by the hostess after shitting indiscriminately.
And the security guard finally called for shit to come out, and ran to the door of the women's toilet and shouted.
"What happened?"
"There are men peeping in the women's restroom here."
The woman pointed at the pit where Ye Qingshan was and shouted with her hips akimbo.
After the two security guards looked at each other, they walked into the women's toilet and began to knock on the door vigorously, telling Ye Qingshan to get out quickly.
At the same time, in the interview room, everyone was still reminiscing about Ye Qingshan's coquettish operation just now.
Tang Yu lowered his head and played with his mobile phone while wearing a mask.
After letting the guy dance, I stimulated one of his acupuncture points a little bit.
For the next half hour, he could only spend in the bathroom.
In this way, even if he wanted to explain, he couldn't explain his coquettish operation clearly.
What's more, the interview of the Chinese Academy of Sciences is extremely difficult to pass. After the double operation, even the interviewers of small companies cannot accept this kind of top quality.
"Everyone go back and wait for the news."
Dean Gu was about to vomit blood, so he waved his hand and told everyone to leave quickly.
"The three teachers have worked hard."
"Thanks for your hard work."
A group of interviewers left the interview room after politely thanking them.
After they all left, Dean Gu couldn't hold back anymore, he patted the table with his hand and said angrily.
"What's wrong with this Ye Qingshan? You're not too young, why is your personality as impetuous as a junior high school student? Is this someone who can do scientific research and academics with peace of mind?"
"Maybe it's because the education in Ugly Country is different, and their personalities are more open?"
The interviewer sitting on Dean Gu's left smiled wryly.
"I heard from my son some time ago that there is a kind of person called social bull syndrome, which is a bit similar to him, but this personality is really not good."
Another interviewer shook his head, very disappointed with Ye Qingshan's performance.
The personality of the scientific research staff can be more lively, but this kid's personality is really too much.
Dean Gu looked a little helpless after taking a deep breath.
Although I really want to announce on the spot that this guy failed the interview.
But the task was there, so he had to bite the bullet and try it first.
Just as he was about to speak, he saw several security guards running past in the corridor outside.
The head of the security captain saw Dean Gu at a glance, and hurriedly stood down to greet the leader.
"what happened?"
Dean Gu also heard some voices from outside just now, and asked aloud.
"Someone was caught peeping in the women's toilet. I took my colleagues to catch him."
The security captain replied quickly, with a slightly excited expression on his face.
The main reason is that no one in the Chinese Academy of Sciences dares to make trouble.
These security guards are also bored every day.
It's rare to have something serious to do, and each of them is as if they have been beaten with chicken blood.
"Peeping?"
Dean Gu's complexion darkened and he stood up, "I'll go and have a look too."
The other two interviewers quickly followed suit.
When a group of people walked to the door of the women's toilet, there was already a group of people around the door.
Seeing Dean Gu coming, everyone took the initiative to say hello.
Dean Gu nodded and followed the security guards into the women's toilet.
"Dean Gu, Captain, this guy is hiding here and won't come out."
Seeing that the leaders had come, the two security guards who were in charge of guarding the place quickly reported.
"Kick the door directly."
The security captain waved his hand and asked someone to kick the door open.
"Don't kick the door, what do you do if you kick a door? To protect public property, just use the key to open the door?"
Dean Gu is quite frugal and doesn't see such waste.
"The dean said so."
The security captain hurriedly put on a smile and asked someone to get the key.
The bathroom door of the Chinese Academy of Sciences is not simply a snap lock.
It's a serious round lock.
If it is locked inside, you can't open it, you have to get the key.
Soon, the security guard who was running errands came over with a bunch of keys and began to try one key after another.
And many women guarding the bathroom door were very angry.
In a place like the Chinese Academy of Sciences, there is such a wretched man doing peeping?
They all held up their phones and started taking videos.
To record the moment this voyeur was caught!
After trying more than twenty keys, the round lock finally clicked and the bathroom door was unlocked.
After the round lock is unscrewed.
The security guard who opened the door grabbed the door handle and twisted it hard, then tried to force the door open.
But what he didn't expect was that the door opened a small gap and was forcibly pulled back by the other party.