Siheyuan: I am stupid and can sign in

Chapter 39

After drinking another five cups with Fat Beard, Fat Beard couldn't stand it anymore. In a short time, he drank a catty and a half of the wine, and the fat man began to eat vegetables frequently.

"Secretary Chen, please tell my apprentice Ma Hua, fry some peanuts and cut some beef, these two go with the wine first-class."

Secretary Chen is not a hypocritical person, and he doesn't care that he is just a cook. Today, everyone at the table is cooperating with He Yuzhu.

Then He Yuzhu took the wine bottle and swayed in front of the thin beard, "Mr. Zhukovsky, I heard that you are a professor. I have always worshiped scholars and cultural people. I don't know how big an official a professor is, but the wine table has no size." , I'm stupid, don't mind if I'm wrong, for the sake of the great Soviet Union, we have to have a drink."

Thin beard can't shirk it, it's all for the sake of the Soviet Union.

"The second cup, for the leader's sake, we are having a drink."

Well, there was nothing to do with the second cup, even the fat beard drank another cup.

"The third cup, because the Soviet Union is our big brother,"

After the third cup, the thin beard was a little dizzy, and the baijiu was on his head.

"The fourth cup is for the sake of the friendship between our two countries."

"The fifth cup..."

"The sixth cup..."

"The seventh cup is due to the good weather today."

"Why do you want to drink when the weather is nice?" The thin beard asked confusedly.

"There are so many words, just drink." He Yuzhu said this in Chinese.

After finishing speaking, he helped the thin beard to feed the wine into his mouth.

Secretary Chen has been observing, gesturing to him cryptically, reminding him that this thin beard weighs about 2 catties, and he has been helping to calculate it. It's not just two catties and three taels, this thin beard is lying on the ground There was no one on the table.

Secretary Chen looked at the fat beard again, first stretched out three fingers, then two fingers, just told him that the fat beard weighed three catties, and there was still two catties left.

He already weighed more than three catties, and he was about to reach the limit of Dionysus' skills.

"The host doesn't need to worry. Dionysus skills are calculated based on physical fitness. Every time the host's physical fitness improves, the amount of liquor will increase by one catty."

"Why didn't you say it earlier, many people complained that this skill is useless."

"You didn't even ask!"

When this line of words appeared in his mind, He Yuzhu felt relieved.

He has eaten five physical fruits, and his body has been improved five times, hey!If you can still drink five catties, I will ask you if you are afraid.

Just ask, who else?

Seeing that the thin beard was already drunk, the hearts of all the leaders present were already half down.

The most stubborn one has been overthrown, and there is still one who loves to drink, so the matter is simple.

At this time, Ma Hua also served fried peanuts and stewed beef on the table.

He Yuzhu immediately picked these two dishes for Frandimir, and then said: "Come and try, this is a Chinese appetizer, paired with Chinese baijiu, first-class."

The two ate vegetables and drank wine like this, and the scene was extremely harmonious.

From time to time, He Yuzhu also made a few jokes about future generations.

After a while, the two hooked up shoulder to shoulder and called each other brothers.

Talking to men at the wine table about what can increase the relationship the fastest, it goes without saying that it is naturally a woman.

After a few nasty jokes were said, it didn't take long for the two of them to laugh together, with lewd expressions on their faces.

It doesn't matter whether he is a professor or not, as long as he is a man, under the stimulation of alcohol, coupled with dirty jokes, as long as he is not Tang Seng, he will become obscene.

After spending more than an hour, the fat beard fell on the table and became delirious, and smiled from time to time.

I don't know what I dreamed of, and the saliva is still flowing out from the corner of my mouth.

Maybe two or three dreams!Otherwise, he would be as happy as the landlord's stupid son.

He Yuzhu looked at the wine bottles behind him, he drank about seven, four for fat beards and two and a half for thin beards.

So He Yuzhu picked up the thin beard's half bottle of wine again, moved his mouth away, and began to drink secretly.

As early as half an hour ago, all the leaders left the table, only Secretary Chen and Lin Qiuyue were left.

"He Yuzhu, you're not afraid to choke him, he's already drunk, don't drink it!" Lin Qiuyue was stunned by his operation, how could he do this?It's great to let the person on the other side know.

She hurried forward and slapped He Yuzhu's hand away.

The skinny beard here performed a drink fountain within 2 minutes after He Yuzhu gave him a drink. A stream of food mixed with wine spewed out of his mouth, and the smell of wine in the restaurant emanated instantly. .

The three of He Yuzhu hurried out of the restaurant.

"It's all your fault. If you don't feed him, he won't vomit."

"Isn't this worried about him pretending to be drunk? What should they do?" He Yuzhu was embarrassed, and he was really a bit of a dog today.

"It's okay, someone will take care of them later."

"Come on, that's fine, I'll say hello to the leader, and I'll leave."

After speaking, he walked to the leader's living room. Several leaders were drinking tea to sober up. In fact, these few people didn't drink much. They were going to give up their lives, but He Yuzhu took the job away.

"Our hero is here. It seems that the mission has been completed, Zhuzi, don't rush to leave, drink some tea, sober up, I have something to ask you."

He Yuzhu found a corner seat and sat down.

He casually took the tea that was given to him, and took a sip.

"Zhuzi, your Russian is pretty good, right?"

He Yuzhu panicked. If you ask him where he learned Russian, wouldn't there be a problem?

What about the system?how to explain.

"Let's just say that your dad handed it in. Your dad is gone, so there's no way to prove it!"

"System, your father is gone? Why are you still scolding someone?"

.......

"Well, Chief, I can speak Russian well."

"Don't be humble. In the past half an hour, your information has been handed over to me. From you to three generations, the information is here. I took a rough look. You, a comrade, are worthy of our attention. trust."

"Your father and uncle used to work on their own and traveled to study in many countries, and your uncle joined my special service organization during the war. With your uncle's enlistment, your father returned to ordinary life and began to calm down. For your He family Start to spread branches and leaves, leaving inheritance, I am right."

Mom!What did the chief say?Why can I hear every word clearly, but I can't understand it together.

When did my father and uncle study abroad.

"Don't worry, the system corrected it for the host so that the host won't be sliced ​​for research."

That's it!

"Well, I don't know much about my father and my uncle. I have never met my uncle, but my father taught Russian. Not only that, he also secretly taught me many languages."

"Be specific!"

"I know English, French, German, Russian, Spanish, Korean, Arabic and many other languages."

"Now ask how far you can speak Russian!". VII

"I shouldn't look at my face, just listen to my voice, and think I'm from the Soviet Union."

"What about professional vocabulary? Can Russian professional vocabulary work?" the chief asked expectantly.

"It depends on how professional it is. In my opinion, my father taught me about language. Basically, there is no professional vocabulary that I don't know."

The chief sat in the main house and looked at him playfully. "That's what you said, we didn't force you! Well, Xiao Chen, arrange for He Yuzhu!"

After speaking, everyone in the room laughed.