signingbooks Chapter 304: The Effect Of Igglybuff On Insomniacs
Chapter 304: The Effect Of Igglybuff On Insomniacs
"So that's it. I just said how can such a cute little guy sing so badly, it turns out it's because the vocal cords haven't fully developed yet!"
"I really want to hear how beautiful the little guy's singing is when his vocal cords are fully developed!"
"Since the master Chu Feng said that the little guy's voice is very pleasant after the vocal cords are fully developed, it must be really beautiful, plus the little guy's cute appearance, buy it!"
"Please, recognize the reality, it is not something you can buy if you want, you have to grab the purchase quota first.
"Can't you fantasize about it?"
"Hey, you seem to have misunderstood the important point. The main point is that Master Chu Feng said that after this little guy's vocal cords are fully developed, his singing voice has a strong hypnotic effect. With Master Chu Feng's always modest attitude towards Pokémon introductions, he said it was very Strong, I am afraid it is ridiculously strong, the kind that will fall asleep as soon as you hear it, it seems to be of great help to people suffering from insomnia."
"That's right, I'm also going to say this. Due to well-known reasons, in this society, there are a lot of work pressure, and there are a lot of insomniacs caused by anxiety. If Igglybuff's singing really has such a strong hypnotic ability, then it's a good idea for 02 For these insomniacs, it is really a great blessing!"
"That's true, but an Igglybuff costs at least 100,000 or even 200,000, and the quantity is limited, so it needs to be snapped up. I'm afraid few insomniacs can grab it, right?
"Don't worry about it at all. Since Growlithe can join the national police system, Squirtle can join the national fire protection system, and Sandshrew can join the national mineral exploration system, then if Igglybuff's singing really has such a strong hypnotic effect, it may not be impossible to join the medical system."
"I am a patient with severe insomnia. I am tortured by insomnia every day. I have thought of committing suicide countless times, and even carried it out a few times, but I was rescued by my family. This feeling is very real. It was too painful, so when I heard Chu Feng said that Igglybuff’s singing has a strong hypnotic effect, do you know how excited I was? But looking back, although I have enough money to afford Igglybuff, But I'm afraid I won't be able to grab the purchase quota at all. Thinking of this, I can't help but fall into despair. It's the friend upstairs who gave me hope again. Yes, Igglybuff's singing has such great medical value, I will definitely be able to join the national medical system, and I hope that day will come sooner, otherwise I don't know how long I can last."
"My friend upstairs, I feel the same about your experience. I am also an insomniac. Although I haven't thought about committing suicide, the feeling of being unable to sleep for seven or eight hours a day is really painful. Not only have I lost my job now, but my wife has also run away with my two-year-old daughter, leaving only my parents who have been dragged down by me. Living like this is really better than not living. I hope Igglybuff can join the national medical system soon, then I It will be saved."
"Although I can't empathize with you, I sympathize with your experience. Master Chu Feng, have you seen it? I hope you can promote this matter as soon as possible."
Chu Feng has naturally been paying attention to the comments in the live broadcast room, and when he saw these comments, he nodded solemnly:
"That's right, after Igglybuff's vocal cords are fully developed, their singing will indeed have a very powerful therapeutic effect on insomnia patients. I also promise that I will negotiate with the National Medical Department as quickly as possible to integrate Igglybuff into our country's medical system." medical system."
Chu Feng's promise instantly aroused unparalleled hope in the hearts of many insomniacs in the live broadcast room, looking forward to that day coming soon.
Naturally, the National Medical Department paid attention to this for the first time, and immediately held a meeting to discuss how to integrate Igglybuff into the national medical system.
Of course, the advance is that Igglybuff's singing really has such a powerful hypnotic effect that it can work on insomniacs.
And with Chu Feng's introduction of Igglybuff, this time the release of the new Pokémon Pokémon is over.
Not long after the end, the five new Pokémon Pokémon and Ivysaur, the evolution of Bulbasaur, instantly occupied the headlines of countless online platforms and quickly spread to the world.
For a while, the world was buzzing about the five new Pokémon and Ivysaur.
With the end of the live broadcast, the Ministry of Agriculture and the Ministry of Medicine also called the Pokémon Pokémon Company one after another, and the purpose was naturally Diglett and Igglybuff.
This also saved Chu Feng's trouble, and quickly agreed with them on the time and place of the test.
The time soon came to the eve of 8:00 p.m. the next day, and countless people across the country were gearing up to welcome the start of the seventh Pokémon ordering event.
"It's about to start, it's about to start, the exciting Pokémon ordering event is about to start, are you ready?"
"Ready at all the time!"
"The money is in place, and the hand speed has been practiced for a long time every night, just for this moment, this time I will definitely grab a Pokémon Pokémon.
"Are you practicing hand speed seriously?"
"Don't care if it's serious or not, as long as it's useful!"
"I'm so envious of you guys. If you have money, you can afford Pokémon. How can poor people like us, even with super fast hands, not be able to afford it at all?"
"The hand speed is super strong, brother, do you want to take the order?"
"Private chat!"
"What order? Can someone explain it to me?"
"It doesn't need to be explained. Those who have money but no speed find those who have no money and speed to buy Pokémon for them. I heard that these rich people are very generous. No matter whether they grab it or not, they will have thousands of dollars." If you grab it, it will be at least 20,000 to 30,000."
"Damn, there is still this kind of operation, so I don't know much about it."
"It's true, jealousy has made me unrecognizable!"
"By the way, have the prices of the five new Pokémon Pokémon that Master Chu Feng introduced yesterday come out?"
"The Pokémon Pokémon official website announced this morning, Venonat 200,000, Diglett 200,000, Cleffa 320,000, Igglybuff 320,000, Vulpix 350,000!"
"Vulpix is 350,000. This is the highest price of all Pokémon Pokémon at present, but Vulpix is completely worth this price. Ninetales is really exciting."
600 Meanwhile, "the people of Bear Country are excitedly and excitedly awaiting their upcoming tenth Pokémon order event.
"My God, it's coming, it's finally coming, we can finally buy Pokémon, I've been looking forward to this day for a long time!"
"This is so exciting, I'm so excited!!!"
"It's a pity that there are only 100 of each Pokémon. The competition is too fierce, and I have no confidence that I can snatch it."
"That's right, I really envy the Chinese people, there are 1,000 of each kind to grab!"
"Actually, in terms of population, the intensity of competition is the same, so we don't need to envy Xia at all.
"No, our competition is more intense than China's, because the gap between rich and poor in China is much greater than ours, and in terms of the middle class who can afford Pokémon, China's income is at most two or three more than ours. times, but the number of Pokémon Pokémon sold is 10 times that of ours, the relationship between which, presumably anyone who is not stupid can figure it out.”
"That's right, so our competition must be more intense than China's."
"Don't compare with China, think that other countries are not qualified to buy Pokémon, is it more balanced in your heart?"
"This is not a balance in my heart, it makes me proud!"
"Okay, stop talking, it's about to start!"
As for other countries, there is only envy, jealousy and hatred!