signingbooks Chapter 245 Became a Celebrity in the Red Envelope Group
Chapter 245 Became a Celebrity in the Red Envelope Group
Chapter 245 Became a Celebrity in the Red Envelope Group
"Really, brother Hongda, don't lie to me, I'm not in a good mood when I come here!" Chang'e asked her soul.
Wang Hongda was slightly taken aback.
God, do you have any relatives every month?
"Eh...Little Chang'e, aren't you a god? Why do you have this?" Wang Hongda asked with some doubts.
Chang'e heard this, and snorted softly: "I didn't originally, but those novels I read recently, those domineering presidents, are always helping the hostess with cooking and taking care of her when her relatives come. I haven't enjoyed it yet." This kind of thing, so I used some spells recently to let myself have this again, not to mention, it seems that I have some completely different experiences!"
"Hiss!" Wang Hongda's mouth twitched.
Fiction is poisonous!
How did you poison the No. [-] house girl of Guanghan Palace alive?
And Miss Chang'e, you are too idle to feel uncomfortable. If you don't have a relative alive, you can create a relative for yourself, and it is enough to make yourself uncomfortable every month.
"This mooncake is so sweet and delicious!"
At this time, Chang'e had already taken out Wang Hongda's mooncake, and her red lips asked for a sip.
The charred black chocolate was already sticking to his lips.
"Of course, and you can also try it. Eat a piece of mooncake that I posted in the group. I can guarantee that the two are completely different!" Wang Hongda said slowly with a smile.
"Then I want to try it, Daxian Hongda, I always feel that you are a man who always likes to be perfunctory, what if you are perfunctory to me?" Chang'e laughed twice.
Wang Hongda's face changed slightly.
This little Chang'e, the next time we meet, I really want to criticize and educate him. Is this kind of person?
To be called like this by him is simply too insulting to my Shuaibi image.
"It's really different. What you gave me is even more delicious, more delicious!" Chang'e smiled sweetly.
"That's natural, little Chang'e, apart from anything else, I still treat you very well. If you want this kind of special mooncake, I will definitely satisfy your injustice, and I am 100% satisfied. You can rest assured! "Wang Hongda laughed jokingly.
But Chang'e couldn't help it when she heard this.
Hahaha laughed out loud.
As if he had discovered Wang Hongda's bad deeds and gloated over his misfortune.
"What's wrong?" Wang Hongda asked with a black head.
"Brother Hongda, tell me, how many beautiful girlfriends do you have in the mortal world?" Chang'e asked with a smile.
"Brother is an upright person, of course!" Wang Hongda said confidently.
Chang'e couldn't bear it anymore, and directly opened an uneaten mooncake, and put it in front of the phone screen.
"Well, let me ask you, when did I become Su Ruoyun?" Chang'e asked gloatingly.
"Ah, this!" Wang Hongda's mouth twitched.
He remembered now.
It seems that the store manager asked himself one thing before, whether to write the names of these mooncake people.
I didn't think much about it at the time, so I agreed directly.
As a result, Nima is in a tragedy.
Shame.
Brother, this glorious and stalwart image has collapsed here.
"Sister Chang'e, this is a mistake, this Su Ruoyun is one of my brothers..." Wang Hongda explained with a smile.
Chang'e looked like she had already seen through it, and said slowly with a smile: "You, I don't look like you are the kind of dedicated person, coaxing little girls is definitely one way, if you have I really believe it, but after reading the novels you gave me, I understand the routines of you mortals, you, I'd better leave it to you, sister Ruoyun, to explain it!"
"You little Chang'e!"
Wang Hongda couldn't laugh or cry.
If I had known earlier, I would never use any novels to change magic weapons in front of Chang'e.
It's all right now, little Chang'e is no longer the innocent and kind little Chang'e, and my youth is completely over.
"Uh, cough, keep a low profile!" Wang Hongda blushed.
"However, the mooncakes are delicious, so I'll accept them, Brother Hongda, but I want to remind you, next time, remember not to get the name wrong, or I won't care if your backyard catches fire. !" Chang'e smiled mischievously, and directly turned off the voice chat on WeChat.
"This little Chang'e!" Wang Hongda scratched his head.
If there is a chance in the future, I must take good care of his little PP.
He became more and more disobedient, and dared to make fun of brother!
Wang Hongda smiled.
As a result, at this moment, the phone suddenly heard a notification tone.
Wang Hongda looked at it casually, and was almost too scared to throw the phone out on the spot.
"The Jade Emperor has added you as a friend!"
What the hell!
Wang Hongda's heart was pounding.
He quickly rubbed his eyes, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with his eyes, he pressed the agree button!
My God, what's going on, I sent out some mooncakes myself, and now the Jade Emperor is blown out.
"Hello, Fairy Friend Hongda!"
The Jade Emperor sent an emoji with a polite smile.
"Hello, Emperor, hello, Emperor!" Wang Hongda's palms were about to sweat.
Originally, he thought that calling himself brothers and sisters with King Yan would be awesome enough, but now the Jade Emperor has come to him on his own initiative.
You also want spicy strips, but how could the Jade Emperor want spicy strips, and how can you start with a Snickers bar!
"I don't know what the emperor wants from me?" Wang Hongda asked tentatively.
"Hey, you don't know. Although the world calls me the Jade Emperor, I'm three thousand irritated, and my hair will be wiped out by me. These days, the gods are hard to control, but the heavens are also uncomfortable. Some time ago, some flat peaches came out. The problem is to reduce production, there is no way but to hold a smaller peach banquet, but in the end, the gods under my command didn't understand me at all, and even discussed whether the heavens wanted to be yellow, and planned to change jobs to Jesus God, I feel bitter in my heart!"
The Jade Emperor directly sent an emoji of a bear roaring.
Puchi!
Please forgive my shameless laugh.
Wang Hongda originally thought how strong the Jade Emperor was!
As a result, if you take a closer look now, what a forceful style it is, it is exactly the same as those small bosses in real life.
And after getting along for a long time, I also discovered that these gods are not gods at all, they are just a group of strange things. It is true that it is not easy to manage these strange things.
"What do you mean, Great Emperor?" Wang Hongda continued to ask.
"I went to the underworld to ask, but the model of the underworld is different from that of heaven. I went to the Paradise of Ultimate Bliss to ask, but the people around the Buddha don't think about anything all day long, and this old man is also very embarrassed. I heard that you are a mortal Immortal friend, I don’t know if you have any solution in the mortal world?” Jade Emperor asked slowly.
Method?
Wang Hongda was slightly taken aback.
What can I do.
I am still a big shopkeeper, how could I give Jade Emperor any opinion!
Wang Hongda had a headache for a while, and suddenly took a closer look at the bookstalls on the street, such as how to manage a large enterprise, thick and black studies, etc., there are a lot of messy books about success.
Fuck, isn't this a ready-made solution?
(End of this chapter)