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Chapter 406: Conferred by the late emperor? Then I will send you to see the late emperor! 【Ask for m

Directly north of Taiyuan, Yu Fuluo, the Xian King of Zuo, looked back proudly:

"You go and fight to the death, I will withdraw first!"

Since Qiang Qu was assassinated, Yu Fulo, unable to frighten the doubts within the royal court, led his troops to Luoyang, intending to let the court comment.

But when he arrived in Hedong County, Dong Zhuo's chaos began.

Yuvluo keenly realized that this was an opportunity to improve his political status, so he quietly brought all his men to the east of the river and settled there, intending to wait for the Central Plains princes to fight for their lives and fish in troubled waters.

It doesn't matter how high you can climb, as long as you can get an official position in the court.

After obtaining the official position, and then returning to the Bingzhou grassland, why don't all the tribes of Wang Ting surrender obediently?

Yuv Luo's plan was a success, but what he didn't expect was that Dong Zhuo did not have to fight against the Eighteenth Route Lords for long before he withdrew westward to Chang'an. Cao Cao of the Eighteenth Route Army wanted to pursue him, but was beaten to pieces by Lu Bu.

Yuvluo, who originally wanted to fish in troubled waters, realized that the gap was too big. When he wanted to return to Bingzhou, he found that the grassland was occupied by other tribes again, so he had to stay in Hedong County.

It just so happened that the governor of the county, Wang Yi, believed in the etiquette of a state. He not only deliberately accepted Yu Fuluo, but also allowed the Southern Huns to burn, kill and loot in Hedong County.

Many women from Hedong County were kidnapped like cargo by Hufro's men.

Some time ago, when the autumn harvest began, Wang Yi gathered the Bai Bo Army, King Zuo Xian, and the powerful families in Hedong together to talk about the possibility of the imperial court attacking Hedong.

Everyone present was filled with indignation and planned to show some disgrace to the court. Hufro originally wanted to play a few games to increase his reputation.

But as soon as he heard that the coach was the famous murderer Lu Bu on the Bingzhou grassland, Yu Fuluo suddenly had the idea of ​​running away.

However, this guy's acting skills are good. While expressing his willingness to serve Wang Yi, he cried out that he had no money, no food, no iron, no salt, and could not restrain his subordinates.

Wang Yi was greatly moved and immediately allocated a lot of money and food.

Hufro also secretly sent troops to grab food. Once he encountered resistance, he used the excuse of "the imperial army is attacking, and you don't contribute food to fight, and you want to surrender."

In addition to money and food, he also robbed a large number of young women on the pretext of intermarriage.

When the news of the imperial army's expedition came, Yu Fuluo immediately set off back to the grassland with tens of thousands of his men and the looted baggage.

I have earned enough, you Han people, please continue fighting!

With the money, food, salt, iron and women in his hands, Yuvluo felt that by returning to the grassland this time, he would be able to unify the Southern Huns, and even rebuild the Huns Empire and restore its former glory!

He was so ambitious that he regarded himself as the son of Changshengtian, and clamored to surpass all the chanyus and kings of the Huns!

But this is destined to be a wish that cannot be realized, because although he escaped from Lu Bu's clutches, he plunged into the pocket arranged by Cheng Yu...

“What’s going on on the left?”

"Mr. Zhongde, there is a forest above the valley on the left, which is perfect for hiding. All gunners are in place."

Hearing the report on the intercom, Cheng Yu picked up the telescope, looked to the left, and ordered:

"Cut down the trees and build some horses to prevent King Zuo Xian's men from escaping."

"Follow the order!"

Cheng Yu asked again about the ambushed soldiers and horses on the right, and after confirming that they were all ready, he picked up a piece of crispy pot helmet and started to eat it with pickles.

The weather outside the Great Wall was dry and windy, and Cheng Yu, who was only in his forties, looked as old as an old man in his fifties or sixties.

But he didn't care about this. He grabbed the pot helmet with his rough hands and walked to Zhang Liao with the map while eating:

"Everything has been arranged. Is there anything else Wenyuan wants to explain?"

"No more...Mr. Zhongde, don't just eat pancakes, eat some meat."

A flat stone slab was roasting on the bonfire. Zhang Liao sat cross-legged on the grass. When the stone slab was heated, he used chopsticks to pick up a few slices of sliced ​​mutton and spread it on top.

"Zi la..."

The lamb immediately curled up next to the hot stone slab, and the fat seeped out, exuding a rich aroma.

Zhang Liao turned the meat over to make sure it was done, then picked it up, dipped it in chive sauce, and placed it on Cheng Yu's pancake:

"This is how it tastes."

Cheng Yu was not in the mood to eat at all, and ate pancakes just to fill his stomach, so as not to delay his business:

"For Cheng, the Huns' rolling heads are more attractive."

Zhang Liao: "..."

Can’t you just stop for a moment in your pursuit of art?

However, we are about to attack Taiyuan County. If we build the Jingguan here, Taiyuan might be able to defeat them, which is a good thing.

Zhang Liao continued to grill the meat, and cut the French bread in half. He toasted the cut of the bread on the stone slab, rubbed some grease on it, then sandwiched the roasted mutton with the bread, stuffed two wild vegetable leaves, and took a bite. , and suddenly felt so satisfied:

"I heard that this kind of food is called Hamburg, and there happens to be a place in Germany also called Hamburg..."

Cheng Yu's eyes sparkled:

"If you like to eat it, it means you have a connection with hamburgers... If you have a chance in the future, lead your troops to capture the German hamburgers."

I want to say that if you like New Orleans barbecue and Mexican chicken tacos, you also have to go to America... Zhang Liao was very curious about how Cheng Yu lived before. This surging fighting spirit was much higher than that of the generals. .

It is also interesting to say that our military generals basically focus on playing it safe, while the literati such as Cheng Yu, Guo Jia, and Zhong Yao are prone to fighting to death at every turn.

Soon, the two of them had eaten and drank enough. Zhang Liao picked up the walkie-talkie and asked the scout:

"How far are King Zuo Xian's troops?"

"General Qi, there are still twenty miles left. They are carrying a large amount of baggage and thousands of women, and they are moving very slowly."

Hearing the answer on the intercom, Zhang Liao's voice immediately became colder:

"A woman? A daughter of the Han family?"

"Yes, tie your hands and tie them one by one with ropes."

Zhang Liao grew up in the border area. When he heard these words, his mind flashed back to the abducted villagers.

He switched the walkie-talkie to the public channel and began to issue combat orders to the entire army:

"All enemy chiefs above the rank of captain, try to catch them alive. I will personally send them on their way... The gunners should be prepared in advance, don't take aim at our own people... The flamethrowers, use all the gasoline and burn these gangs to death." Son of a bitch!”

After giving the order, Zhang Liao looked at Cheng Yu:

"Mr. Zhongde, can I help you during this visit?"

Cheng Yu was immediately overjoyed:

"With Wenyuan's help, this Beijing view will become famous all over the world!"

In front of the statue, Li Yu looked at this scene and had already sentenced Wang Yi, the governor of Hedong, to death in his heart.

Damn it, the great Han Tianwei was destroyed by these idiots and rotten scholars. He was so energetic when fighting against the imperial army. The prairie people have been wreaking havoc on their own territory for a year, and they don't even dare to let out a fart.

It would be easy for such a fool to be executed all over the house.

The empress did not expect such a big reaction from her good son, so she comforted her softly:

"Everyone will pay the price for their actions. During the late Han Dynasty, the Huairou sect was a minority and was nothing to worry about."

The original Huairou sect in history included Cai Yong, Liu Yu and others. Now Cai Yong has not only become a staunch main war sect, but also has the tendency to upgrade to a genocide sect.

After Wang Yi was questioned, Liu Yu was the only one left.

The royal family guarding Youzhou is a good person, but when it comes to ethnic issues, he insists on a soft policy. In order to make the foreigners happy, he even deliberately suppressed Gongsun Zan. I really doubt whether the blood flowing in his body is the blood of the old Liu family.

Li Yu was very concerned about the safety of Zhang Liao and Cheng Yu:

"Is Changshengtian not going to take action?"

The empress raised the scene of the Three Kingdoms world above the clouds, and she could see the stone monument rising at that time, which was already thousands of miles away:

"He can't enter the range of the stone monument, don't worry."

As long as the gods don't interfere, there is nothing to worry about in this war.

In the World of the Three Kingdoms, after Zhang Liao gave the order, he calmed down and began to have people use air pumps to inflate the pressure tanks one by one.

These days, he and Cheng Yu have figured out a lot of ways to use gasoline. The simplest one is to rely on air pressure to push the gasoline dozens of meters away to form a line of fire.

In addition, there are the viscous substances left after refining gasoline. These are mixtures of heavy oil, asphalt, diesel, kerosene, etc., which are suitable for making incendiary bombs with strong adhesion.

In fact, Zhang Liao and the others actually made some simple versions of incendiary bombs, put the sticky substances into plastic bags, and dropped them from a drone.

The incendiary bombs dropped in mid-air can stick to armor, horses or various baggage. Once they burn, it is impossible to put them out.

But the shortcomings are also obvious. It needs to be ignited separately, and the dropped incendiary bomb cannot ignite on its own.

Zhang Liao became extremely angry when he thought of thousands of women being kidnapped:

"If there is a chance, I will personally kill Wang Yi, the governor of Hedong!"

Cheng Yu, who was keen on killing people, did not agree this time and raised objections:

"You can't kill him casually. Killing him will make his reputation better. Maybe someone will write an article in the future, saying that Wang Taishou is a loyal and good official... He must be tried through formal procedures, and then invite the great scholar to write an article to impeach him. The crime is absolutely fatal.”

What Confucians care most about is their reputation after death. Now, their reputation will be condemned to death and will be infamous for thousands of years, so as to serve as a warning to others.

The reason why the Zhao father and son who caused trouble in Chang'an last time said everything in the end was because Jia Xu and Guo Jia had their posthumous names figured out.

Naturally, this method should be used to deal with Wang Yi.

It can even be made into a documentary and played in turns in Hedong and Wang Yi's hometown, so that the people can see his ugly face.

After the pressure tank was inflated, Zhang Liao asked people to prepare sand and dry powder fire extinguishers for emergency fire extinguishing. Then he and the soldiers quietly waited for the arrival of King Zuo Xian's troops.

Not long after, a large number of Huns hurriedly arrived at the grassland from the direction of Taiyuan.

Humphrey rode a handsome white horse and saw the late autumn grassland. He closed his eyes and took a deep breath:

"By the grace of God, I, Hufro, have finally returned home!"

Although the food, accommodation, and entertainment in Hedong were great, and I had the pleasure of bullying the Han people, I still felt insecure about making trouble in other people's yards.

Now that he returned to the grassland, Yuvrou's anxious heart finally settled in his stomach.

For the prairie people, returning here is like the fish returning to the sea, where they can swim to their heart's content!

The surrounding Huns made strange screams, and then issued an order to put all the Han women at the back of the team to avoid being snatched away by other southern Huns.

Since the death of Qiang Qu, the Southern Xiongnu royal court has been divided into several parts. Everyone is hostile to each other, plunders each other, and there are serious internal conflicts.

This time, they came back with a large amount of supplies and young women. They wanted to recruit various troops, but also to guard against being attacked by surprise.

The prairie people who keep their word are all too aware of the trustworthiness of similar people.

Humphrey pointed at the mountain col ahead with his riding crop and said:

"First camp here, then send people to contact the various ministries and give them a chance to apologize. If they unite, they will go to Taiyuan."

Although he had returned to the grassland, he had to be careful and watch his back.

And since he wanted to claim that he was the son of the Eternal Heaven, he had to act like the Eternal Heaven, let the leaders of all tribes come to pay homage and kowtow to him repeatedly, and then he would show mercy and take the fragmented Southern Xiongnu royal court into his pocket.

Yufuluo's plan was perfect, so perfect that he was moved before it was implemented, and even planned to go to the holy mountain to pay homage and tell the successive Chanyu about his feat.

But as soon as he arrived in the valley, he keenly felt that something was wrong.

There was a strange smell in the air, and there was sand on the ground not far away. In the woods on both sides, no birds could be heard, and the whole valley was terribly quiet.

Just when Yufuluo felt something was wrong and was about to lead his troops away, the artillery on both sides sounded.

"Bang!!!"

The shells whistled and quickly smashed into the Xiongnu team, and then suddenly exploded, killing and wounding a lot.

Before Yu Fuluo could react, the hay behind the sand pile was lifted up, and a row of soldiers wearing high-temperature protective clothing jumped up from the ground, grabbed the high-pressure nozzle, and sprayed gasoline forward.

After spraying gasoline, they changed to flamethrowers and sprayed fire forward like lighting birthday candles. The Huns who had just been covered with gasoline suddenly burned up and became "torches" that kept screaming.

The flames rolled, the horses neighed, and the screams of people were mixed. The whole scene was like hell on earth.

Just when Yu Fuluo was about to break out, a team of heavy cavalry rushed down from the side of the hillside and directly broke through the Huns' rear army. A group of sword and shield soldiers quickly rushed over and rescued the captured Han women.

Zhang Liao stood on a nearby hillside and saw that the Han prisoners had escaped danger. He gave an order to the drone troops:

"Throw incendiary bombs, but be careful not to spill them on our own people."

Soon, a roar sounded, and a large drone flew over the battlefield, and the sticky oil poured down and poured on many Huns.

With the help of the burning gasoline, these people also caught fire quickly.

When the drone was fired, the artillery on both sides also covered the firepower and launched an indiscriminate attack on the Huns in the valley.

Cheng Yu stood in front of a row of monitors, carefully watching the images from the drone, and gave precise and targeted command to the entire army:

"Fenwei Battalion, don't follow the heavy cavalry to charge, first deal with the stragglers on the periphery!"

"Qigong Battalion, scatter and shoot, be careful not to be counterattacked by these bastards."

"Xiaoyong Battalion, continue to advance forward and provide cover for the Flame-Burning Battalion."

"Don't feel sorry for the gasoline, our supplies will arrive soon, continue to spit fire and burn them to death!"

"..."

When he was eating just now, Old Cheng was still listless, as if he was sick.

But now, listening to the miserable cries of the Huns and smelling the smell of roasted meat in the air, Cheng Yu was full of energy, as if he was twenty years younger.

Zhang Liao rode off the hillside and came to the group of captives.

The sword and shield soldiers were untying everyone. Many women didn't even have shoes. They walked barefoot until now, and their feet were already bloody.

Zhang Liao summoned the medical soldiers:

"Hurry up and bandage them."

Several soldiers hesitated:

"General, men and women should not touch each other..."

Before they finished speaking, they were kicked far away by Zhang Liao:

"My sisters have been bullied like this, and you are still talking about men and women not touching each other. Hurry up, whoever talks about this again deserves to be a bachelor for life!"

Upon hearing this, the soldiers were speechless and hurried over to help. Some took gauze, some handed iodine, and even those who couldn't help gave water and food. When they saw the women who were half-dressed, they quickly took off their robes and put them on them.

Zhang Liao was not good at asking about the well-being of others, so he simply jumped on his horse, carried a big knife, rushed into the battlefield, and killed more than a dozen Huns in one breath.

In the past, when he killed people on the battlefield, he would kill them quickly, trying to make the other party die more painfully.

But today, Zhang Liao gave them fatal but not immediate wounds, so that they could live a little longer and feel the pain firsthand.

The Xiongnu's formation became more and more chaotic, the artillery stopped, and the heavy cavalry began to penetrate.

Zhang Liao put on headphones, led a team of personal soldiers, and under the command of Cheng Yu, ran into Yu Fuluo who was about to escape.

"Left Wise King Yu Fuluo?"

"It's me, which army are you from?"

Although Yu Fuluo wanted to escape, when he saw Zhang Liao, he habitually put on the posture of the foreign Left Wise King.

In the past year, every time his men caused trouble in Hedong, as long as he put on this posture, the prefect Wang Yi would become polite, even with flattery and flattery.

Now, when Yu Fuluo used this trick again, Zhang Liao didn't give him any face at all, and directly waved his sword and used a killing move on this foreigner who had brought disaster to countless people in the Central Plains.

Yu Fuluo was stunned, and quickly raised his sword to fight:

"I am the Left Wise King of the Southern Xiongnu Wangting, who was personally appointed by the late emperor. What crime should this general be punished for not kneeling before me?"

Zhang Liao raised his sword and cut a huge gap in Yu Fuluo's weapon:

"Appointed by the late emperor?"

"Yes, appointed by the late emperor himself!"

"Then I will send you to see the late emperor!"

Zhang Liao's martial arts were not bad to begin with, and he had sparred with Lu Bu many times after following him, so he had a lot of experience in fighting enemies.

Seeing that Yu Fuluo's weapon was not good, Zhang Liao seized the opportunity and attacked fiercely, cutting off Yu Fuluo's weapon with three swords, and then flying another sword to cut off one of Yu Fuluo's arms.

"Ah!!!!!!"

Yuvluo's screams did not make Zhang Liao stop, and soon, the other arm was cut off.

Zhang Liao waved his hand and ordered the people around him:

"Pull him to the back and execute him in front of those women, to avenge everyone!"

Seeing King Zuo Xian being carried away like a chicken, the Southern Huns suddenly lost their fighting spirit. They all jumped off their horses and knelt on the ground to beg for mercy.

In the past, whenever they could not defeat the Han army, they would do this, and then their lives would be spared, and they might even be rewarded with a piece of good pasture.

Over the years, this approach has proven successful.

But today, they miscalculated when they encountered the perverted Cheng Yu and Zhang Liao who were on the verge of going berserk.

"General, King Zuo Xian's troops are struggling to the death, and they actually resorted to the magic of touching their knees to the ground. They intend to fight to the end. Please make your decision, General!"

Damn it, you intellectuals are really good at telling lies... After listening to Cheng Yu's report, Zhang Liao said on the intercom:

"Since you are stubbornly resisting to the end, then kill them all and leave no one behind!"

"Here!"