signingbooks Chapter 163
Chapter 163
Chapter 163
When Luan Yunping heard this, her expression was also wonderful. She stretched her right hand and politely made an invitation gesture, “What is a field battle! Tell us about it.”
Every move!
The two people on the stage hadn’t waited enough for three minutes, so they couldn’t laugh after a little coaxing.
This thing depends on personal understanding.
Now no one knows what this thing is, even girls.
The words of tiger and wolf.
“Look at your dirty hearts.”
Audience: “Call~~”
In the roaring sound, Wang Hepeng shook his head and waited for a long time, and continued: “Return to the topic, these are enough to show that I have been in the army! I am a military strategist!”
“Did not see it.”
“I am ignorant. I am the most famous military wizard in the world! Don’t you know?”
“I never heard.”
“You have to read the newspaper, you can buy a few catties if you are okay.”
“Does the newspaper matter?”
“Give a lot, you can just buy the 96-year-old, and there is my news on it. For example, the presidents of those countries gathered together and planned to choose some people with military prodigies.
Unified training. ”
“Huh! So powerful?”
“Yes! And we choose one person in our country.”
“Who!”
Wang Hepeng pointed to himself, “Me!”
“Have you gone?” Luan Yunping couldn’t believe it.
“Yeah! After they gather people together, they need to find a suitable country for class.
Which country to choose? I chose to choose, and finally I chose a country that is picturesque and spring-like all year round.
“where?”
“Tong County!!”
“Tong County is a country!”
Hearing this, Wang Hepeng became unhappy, and turned to question Luan Yunping: “There is no need to insult Tongxian. Tongxian will always be an inalienable part of our country.”
“Hi!”
Hahahahahaha!
“good!”
“well said!”
The burden shook out, and it rang in an instant, and some old gentlemen who watched Wang Hepeng laughed.
Compared with the audience, only their insiders can see some details, especially Guo Degang, he is too familiar with this apprentice, so let’s do it today.
I always feel that it is more clever.
Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang for a moment: “Did you find out too?”
“Well! Typhoon is getting more and more sophisticated, I don’t understand why.”
It’s not difficult for them to see this. After all, Wang Hepeng’s cross talk experience has been superimposed for many years. How could it be possible without progress? This is still a vague feeling of him.
“Anyway, it’s a good thing! This shows that he has made progress recently.”
In a word, the two didn’t think much about it.
He stared at the stage without leaving his eyes.
On the stage, Wang Hepeng habitually wiped his hands with a white cloth, and continued: “We are ready to establish diplomatic relations with Tongxian now, you know?”
Luan Yunping’s words sounded even less human-like, and shouted: “Tongxian is our country at all!!”
“Okay! You have a good acquaintance.
After choosing a place, we have a compound next to the dog market, where we will have classes. The teacher who taught us was Corporal James, a five-star American general.
He is called Lord Zhan! ”
In a word, many people are happy again, and don’t understand what rank this is.
“Wait a moment! Wait a moment! Lord Zhan, let’s not mention, how can you return a corporal if these are all five-star generals?”
“Fuzzy! Can’t you sell the sauce after serving it?”
“Making sauce!”
“What the hell are you doing! Researching missiles.
It’s amazing.
Get up in the morning to give us class, at seven o’clock, blow the whistle toot~~! Get up, wash your face, rinse your mouth, brush your teeth and go to the toilet. Eat early.
One person, one pancake! Two biscuits! A bowl of tofu brain, not enough to pay back! ”
“The appetite is not small.”
“After eating and doing exercises, we practice our legs in the yard. There are machines here, so let’s put the pressure on our legs!”
Speaking, Wang Hepeng raised his leg and stepped on the frame of the cross talk table, not 20 centimeters high from the ground, and then kept his hands on it.
“Just press the leg?” Luan Yunping looked down, “Isn’t it as good as I tie a shoelace.”
“This is considered high, too high is not good for the legs.”
“It’s good for the legs.”
“After training, stand up! Master Zhan takes us all to sing the school song.”
“There is also a school song? Can you sing one and listen to it.”
Wang Hepeng didn’t hesitate, and his arms moved away from the tune: “You are originally behind the eunuch~a good character~to eat rare food and to wear Lingluo~I can’t think of it…”
“Ha ha!”
Audience: “Call~~”
After singing like this, the audience below instantly stayed lively. They listened to Wang Hepeng’s singing, what kind of school song this is, it is a Pingxi.
“Okay, stop singing.”
Wang Hepeng refused to give up, “returning a high voice.”
“What kind of high accent, does Corporal James teach this?!
“He used to study in De Yun. The Master charged him two hundred yuan for tuition, so he’s dark! This little black Fatty! I learned five hundred from me at the time!”
“What a mess.”
After shaking a series of baggage, the audience couldn’t laugh anymore. Many people laughed and had to bear with themselves, their faces were already stiff.
But there is no way to hold it back.
Wang Hepeng talked like this, laughing everywhere.
The only good thing now is that they will not be tired looking at Wang Hepeng, the rhythm and burden are really good.
After the microphone, Wang Hepeng picked up a fan and opened it, and continued: “¨”After singing, go back to the house and learn the classical art of war in China. One person sends out a copy of the art of war of grandchildren. Master Zhan said, grandchildren…we have done the art of war!”
Hearing this, the audience laughed, and Luan Yunping laughed herself, “Oh, all of you are going down?”
Wang Hepeng’s expression suddenly drooped, “It’s going to class!”
“What about this in class.”
“Sun Tzu’s Art of War!”
“Oh! Grandchildren read it!”
“It’s called this name. I’ve learned it all. After learning it for more than a year, I will disband when I finish it.”
“Study so hard, and then disbanded?”
“No unit wants us.”
Luan Yunping pointed to Wang Hepeng and nodded: “No one accepts these things.”
“How do you do this? Disband first. Master Zhan said to find something to do first, and then I will find you when the world needs you.
It’s all gone now.
Later, if something really happened, there was a building in the U.S. and the plane crashed. ”
The President was anxious, so anxious, he went to gunpowder for 30 catties a day.
Luan Yunping shuddered when she heard it, as if she had eaten it herself, “This is not enough.”
“Let’s find it, find a military wizard. Lead troops to fight and catch these individuals. There is peace in the whole world. It’s not easy to find.”
“There are few talents.”
“Finally, the president has a secretary named Wang Fugui.”
“What’s the name.”
“Wang Fugui told the president that there is a Wang Hepeng in Beijing! A marvelous military genius, Wenneng can help the world with his pen, and Wuneng will set the world.”
“Oh!”
“The upper Kang knows the ladies, the lower Kang knows the shoes!!”
Hahahahaha!
“It’s amazing! What the hell is this!”
“Sure enough, there is no such thing that Wang Hepeng can’t get.”
“Suddenly, it’s too Coke! Does Wang Hepeng really have no girlfriend? It doesn’t look like it!”
Another paragraph came out, and the mood of these not-so-not-so audiences became more and more excited.
This is also what Wang Hepeng lost, too much.
The audience, for the first time, realized that listening to cross talk might make them laugh to death. .