signingbooks Chapter 165
Chapter 165
Chapter 165
Luan Yunping couldn’t do this by herself. He just laughed once, and it seemed natural because of the excitement.
Put your hands on the table, “Well, this foreigner is quite familiar. You know all the bus routes.”
Wang Hepeng himself also held out his thumb, admiring the foreigner with a look of admiration, looked at Luan Yunping, and continued: “After putting her at the station, I will return to the embassy.
I hurried home. Tell my daughter-in-law about this. You haven’t met my wife. ”
“No.” Luan Yunping shook-shook her head, saying that she didn’t know each other.
“Pretty, big, tall, big face, heavy eyebrows, big eyes, dark and bright, she has no beard, she has a beard-like Zhang Fei.”
“What does this look like.”
“Anyway, it’s going to work this time! I have made money since this, and my wife and I have a good time at home.”
“Fifty bucks, what can be better.”
“The sun and the moon alternate. When I look at our calendar, it’s the 17th. She let me go on the 20th.”
“There are three days left.”
“I have to go quickly, it’s too late, let’s go.”
Hearing Wang Hepeng said to leave, Luan Yunping smacked her tongue, “No! You are too early! You are leaving only on the 17th?”
“I live far away, I live on the Shijingshan side.”
“Then how close is it to the airport, go there in the first 3 days.”
“Walk to me.”
“Walking to the airport? It will take three days.” Luan Yunping couldn’t help being surprised when she heard that, and shook her head.
“I’m tired when I get to the airport! Look, oh, the helicopter. This thing, go up the small ladder, sit in front of it, what’s that called, pilot.”
“pilot!”
Wang Hepeng nodded and said with gestures, “He is wearing a large leather hat, goggles, and a large mask. The mask hangs on one ear, and this side is drooping.”
“That’s not a mask.”
“Leather jacket, leather boots.”
“Flight suit.”
“He’s still sitting there smoking and waiting for me. Huh—just here—huh—let’s go!”
While talking about Wang Hepeng, learning the strength of the driver, he kept shaking his right hand, shook the window down, and then spit out the cigarette butt. After he vomited, he continued to shake from bottom to top and watched the window slowly ascending.
Luan Yunping understood it by herself now, and her voice rose a few degrees, “The helicopter is shaking the glass too!”
Hahahahaha!
The audience watched this scene too interestingly, laughing forward and backward, mainly because Wang Hepeng’s performance has already taken a step further, and his learning is exactly the same as that of driving a car.
And this is an airplane.
Changed to the hand-cranked one, is this feasible?
That scene is just Coke thinking about it.
“He put the gloves on: you sit firmly. I said: I know, I sit firmly, and I caught the ring with my hands.” Wang Hepeng ignored the laughter, grabbing something with both hands to stabilize himself .
“What kind of equipment do you have on this plane.”
After Luan Yunping complained, she stood behind the table and watched Wang Hepeng performing alone. After the performance, Wang Hepeng rolled up his sleeves and pointed down.
“He has a white rope head on the side of his chair. When I slam this, it suddenly—it’s flying.”
“Okay! This plane is also diesel.”
“Helicopter, drink-I am happy, okay, look down, the great rivers and mountains of the motherland. After flying for 10 minutes, the plane slowly descended.”
“Why did it fall?”
“come on.”
“Fly for 10 minutes, come on?”
“I drove to the gas station, and the woman at the gas station still shouted: Go inside, here. When driving over, the driver took out 50 yuan: an additional 30 yuan.”
“Well, it’s not all added yet!”
“Just the lunch box is changed, the fuel tank is small”
“Small can’t be so small.”
“It’s finished, a string of rope, suddenly–”
“Get up again.”
Wang Hepeng nodded, and said, “About 40 minutes after driving, he turned around and asked me: Have you ever been to the United States? I said: I haven’t been, how about you? I haven’t been.”
“Huh? The two don’t know Tao?”
“Yeah, the two don’t know Tao. What should I do, or let’s ask.”
“Ask? Inquire about it?”
“A squeeze the gate, it’s lowered.”
“It’s getting worse and worse.”
“Helicopter, where have you seen it before.”
“Helicopters don’t have brakes! Only bicycles!”
“Let me go down and ask, huh, look, there is still western land in the U.S.? It’s too desolate. An old man is hoeing the ground with a shovel. I hurried over to ask.” Wang Hepeng smiled and waved.” HI, HELLO.”
“A few words at a loss.”
“The old man turned his head: What are you doing?”
Luan Yunping was surprised with a bluff: “Northeast.”
Hahahahaha!
As soon as the Northeast dialect was spoken, the audience kept laughing. Looking at Wang Hepeng, they felt completely controlled by him. There was no way. This military strategist was really making a fool of himself.
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This is also the music point of this cross talk. It is dense and burdensome.
The whole process can be laughed, even if an audience wants to go to the bathroom, he will endure it. If he misses it, he will regret it even if he thinks about it.
The questioning Wang Hepeng himself was stupid, his eyes were surprised, “Uncle! Where is this?
Uncle: Tieling! ! ”
“Okay!” Luan Yunping’s expression on her face called a rich, “I’ll just stop here after a while!”
“How do I get to the U.S.? Uncle: I don’t know how to ask the village chief to go.”
“He has never heard of it.”
“I guess the village secretary will not admit it either.”
“Why guess, just don’t recognize Tao.”
“Climb back quickly.” Wang Hepeng crawled towards the plane with his hands and feet. He glanced at his head and saw what he saw. He continued: “I came back and I took a look. The pilot found some instruments.
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The compass, the north arrow, the east arrow—positioning equipment, radar, polygraph…all came out. ”
“Why do you want that stuff?”
“Yeah! I said you are all behind, we have to use advanced methods to go.”
“What advanced?”
“Throw your shoes.” In a word, Wang Hepeng picked up the fan on the table, threw it gently on the table, and pointed in a direction, “Okay – drive over there.”
As soon as the action is done, it makes people laugh,
“Well, pure blindness.”
“The pilot said, I listened to you, and went straight to the United States. After driving for more than half a year, I have added more than 70,000 fuel returns.”
“Small fuel tank, enough toss.”
“I finally arrived in the U.S., looking down from the plane, yes-this place.”
“What?” Luan Yunping gave Wang Hepeng a look and curiously.
“The banner below says: A warm welcome to Master Wang Hepeng.”
“Change the cook!”
“The Americans don’t know how to go. The plane slowly descended, running around the runway, and couldn’t stop—”
“What’s wrong.”
“Ouch! The cable tie broke.”
Ha ha ha ha!
In the laughter, Luan Yunping herself was speechless, “Emotions are still bicycles!”
“This can’t work, I can’t stop it. I said that we opened the door and snorted with our legs outside. (Tulu: This means rubbing)”
“Is this a brake?”
“Ah, just a few laps.”
“Never heard of it!” Six.