signingbooks Chapter 269
Chapter 269
Chapter 269
“Eight cents per catty cost me one hundred and forty.
Lily!
After a while, it will be done.
The brand is installed, the car is in place, and I’m going to the street! ”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng stretched his hand forward, comparing it to grasping the front of a motorcycle, stomping his feet, and found that there was no movement.
“What are you doing?”
“You can’t step on the fire anymore.”
After stepping on for a long time, Wang Hepeng finally made a lot of movement, “Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!”
“Your car has a bad stomach, right!”
Ha ha ha ha!
As soon as Luan Yunping took out this sentence, she really stepped on the audience’s laughter, and the laughter suddenly flooded~.
“My car burns soybean oil!”
“Okay!”
Wang Hepeng continued to step on the fire of his car, “Puff! Puff~~~ Oh, it’s a pleasure.”
“That’s happy! You’re happy, do you care about the place behind?” Luan Yunping pointed at Wang Hepeng’s back.
The laughter was a bit unstoppable, and Wang Hepeng suddenly looked back at his partner, “You are not allowed to talk nonsense, this is envy, jealousy and hatred.”
“Who envy your car?”
“Don’t mess with me…dudududu~, I also drove and went to the street, standing in position!!”
“Well, what’s the matter?”
Wang Hepeng continued to lead the car, closed his eyes on the stage, and let out a long roar: “It’s dark! Please close your eyes~~~~~~”
“The killer has come out, this is.”
During a cross talk, the audience was so happy from beginning to end. This is why they like Wang Hepeng. These burdens and rhythms are all on the spot.
If you want you to laugh, you can laugh.
Can’t hold it at all.
“Going to the street, happy! Toot toot~” Wang Hepeng said, shaking his head up and down, giving people the feeling of being at the top.
“Why the wheels of your car are not round.”
“I made up a piece of it, and after I made it up, it was a bit panicked.”
“That’s so uncomfortable.”
“There is another advantage. Everyone will greet me when I go to the street.” When he said, Wang Hepeng started to turn his head up and down again, “I thought I was nodding to say hello.”
“Hey! Everyone knows you.”
“Actually I don’t know them either.”
“Nonsense, are you nodding at someone!”
“On the street, a car suddenly passed by. This is hateful. It actually surpassed me. This is killing me.”
“People are going to die?”
Wang Hepeng kept nodding his head and snorted.
“Don’t shake your head and be dissatisfied.”
“I am not dissatisfied, I am riding a bike in panic.”
“Oh!” Luan Yunping couldn’t say anything anymore, looking at Wang Hepeng’s state of riding his bike and heading up and down, speechless for a while.
“I can surpass it as well, eh, yes, I slapped it in the front of the car.”
“Isn’t this life-threatening?”
“Accelerate forward, toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot ~ ~ ~ I yelling ~ I jumped over. This is not good, the traffic police saw and called me: you, it’s you, come down to me!
The car stopped after fifteen minutes. ”
“Why stop for so long.”
“Just stop the traffic police.” Wang Hepeng continued to hold the front of the car and nodded slowly.
“Don’t nod, let’s talk to someone.”
“The traffic police looked at me and saluted me: Hello! Two things!”
“what’s up?”
“First you pressed my foot.”
“Drink! What kind of courtesy then!”
Wang Hepeng quickly looked down, shivering with fright, and said quickly, “Why don’t you call it hurt?
My shoes are big! ”
Luan Yunping: “It’s posted at a glance.”
“Then what about the second?”
After saying that, Wang Hepeng continued to salute, and changed the transaction police beside him, “Secondly, I didn’t tell you to stop.”
“Who?”
“That intersection, that traffic policeman.” From Xinxiaoqun 712205071 one by one one by one
“Oh, why did I stop for fifteen minutes!”
Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping’s voice appeared on the stage together with the laughter below the stage, and the originally cheerful scene was more dynamic.
One by one, they leaned forward with a smile.
Wang Hepeng: “Get in the car! Come, comrade, I’ll take you to him.”
Luan Yunping: “Who is going with you.”
Wang Hepeng: “The traffic policeman is also very polite, and he salutes me again: No, I just got married and I can’t commit it.”
Luan Yunping: “Ordinary people should dare to get in your car.”
Wang Hepeng didn’t care, he stepped on the fire again, swayed his head up and down and drove away.
“At this time, the traffic police here is waiting for me! Look at me from a long distance, the Great Sage~~~Sun Elder~~~ Let’s take in the magical powers.”
“What’s all this, rant.”
Wang Hepeng breathed a sigh of relief, stepped his leg and got out of the car and said, “After a while, I’m back.
The traffic police looked at me, where did you go?
Did I say I am not coming back? what’s up?
You left someone else’s car just now, right? You have not moved in the past until now? ”
“Ouch!” Luan Yunping dropped her hands on the table and let out a surprise.
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“Hurry over and take a look!
Yes, let’s take a tour!
Go to the front, open the door, there are two people in the car!
The couple, the man lay on the steering wheel without moving, while the woman sat on the edge and cried. ”
Wang Hepeng suddenly changed into crying, learning the state of being a woman, “It’s bad luck for me! Comrade police, you said this was a mess.
We are a couple, we go out to play.
My husband is very nice, just timid.
I told him about Liao Zhai. ”
“Look at this idea.”
“I’m talking about it, a black shadow is coming from the front of the car, wailing! I haven’t moved until now.”
Luan Yunping: “Good fellow, this driver was shocked to death.”
Wang Hepeng continued, “When I heard this, the police looked at me, eh, do you have any money?
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I quickly handed it over. ”
“You are so brave.”
“The policeman took it, took it in his hand and looked at me, pointing to me, how do you put the People’s seal of Yihou Town on this photo of you!”
Hahaha!
Not only the audience at the scene laughed, but the Deyun character behind it was also uncontrollable, and there was still a burden here.
“This young master is really going to be completely famous in Wang Hepeng.”
“Niu! I usually watch it on the Internet, and only when I get to the scene did I know how good the atmosphere and rhythm of Wang Hepeng’s atmosphere and rhythm are. It’s a bit of a waste of Teacher Hou.”
“I really want to see Teacher Hou again, the one with a big face in the first scene.”
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The voices of the audience are humming, and they are uploaded to the stage in bursts. These things are the attention and pride of the actors on the stage.
“Hey! The chapter is still wrong.” Luan Yunping is also happy, knowing that this cross talk is getting better, and she hastened to hold it.
Wang Hepeng: “As a result, I was detained. Sitting in the detention center, my tears were almost falling.
Such a big living person detained me! I was sad, and another one came in from outside.
This one is still talking. ”
Luan Yunping: “What are you talking about.”
Wang Hepeng: “I like to eat Kung Pao Chicken, because it has cashew nuts and chicken, so it is called cashew chicken…”
Luan Yunping: “Well, I caught him in too.”
Wang Hepeng: “Hi, teacher Hou! Why did you come in?
Teacher Hou spoke, reported it, and said that I painted people with license plates or something.
That must be chanting, you paint for others, and they report you, who have you painted for?
I just painted it for you. “six.