signingbooks Chapter 284
Chapter 284
Chapter 284
Luan Yunping’s voice rose a few degrees, and there were layers of laughter instantly below.
Good guy, it’s okay to go to a temple and donate organs.
The name of this scam temple is really not missed at all~.
In the voice, Wang Hepeng held his hands, and he looked at the monk.
“I said you are crazy? Does your temple have hospital sponsorship or something? There is direct access-or something.”
“Hi! That’s it!”
Wang Hepeng is still reluctant and unforgiving, “Unfortunately, you want everything? Are you eating human flesh? You are going to die, you.”
Luan Yunping: “Really!”
“He looked at me with joy: what to shout, you are sick!
He is happy, I am even more happy. ”
“how?”
“Do you have medicine?! How much do you have?
How much do you eat, how much do I have! !
How much do you have, how much do I eat! !
Are you sick! !
Do you have medicine! !
How much do you eat…
How much do you have, how much do I eat…”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng played the roles and scolded each other completely, the voices became louder and louder, and every sentence was like this.
The audience below the stage looked at no one who could stretch their smiles, haha straight, too inexplicable, but completely stepped on their laughter.
“Come on! Alright!”
Luan Yunping, who was next to her, couldn’t stop her. She gave up a lot of energy and grabbed Wang Hepeng’s arm to turn off the fire for him.
When he scolded, Wang Hepeng blushed and his neck was thick, and his performance was very real.
Luan Yunping really has to teach her, “You only have two hundred dollars in your pocket. Why are you poor with others?”
When Wang Hepeng raised his head, his arms spread out, “Have you never heard of poor people?”
“Yes! It just appeared in your manifestation.”
“Don’t talk! I don’t want to see the monk! I’ll go outside! Oh, I hate it, and my heart says I find a good place to rest and rest!
I don’t think this state is right. ”
“of course.”
At the end of the performance, Wang Hepeng’s head suddenly turned to one o’clock, “Hey! There seems to be a botanical garden here. There are all kinds of flowers, plants, fruits and trees here from the south to the north.”
“Yes!”
“Look at what green things are good for the heart.”
“It’s eye-catching!”
“I have to rest and adjust my mentality. When I enter the botanical garden, oh, it’s awesome! There are trees, flowers, and grasses, as well as cacti and bamboo.
What do you want?
It has everything in the world.
I feel much better when I see a piece of green. ”
“That is!”
“Why should people embarrass themselves?”
“now it’s right.”
Luan Yunping let out a breath, Wang Hepeng nodded again, and then slowly raised his head to look at the position 45 degrees above, “At this moment, I saw the fruit tree again.
I suddenly thought of a great person. ”
“Who is it?”
“Master Niu Dun!”
“Master? Niu Dun has changed into a cook, right?”
“Master of beef stew!”
“That’s a scientist.”
“Oh! This way!” Wang Hepeng understood and nodded, and continued: “Sitting under the apple tree thinking, the apple fell and hit his head, he came up with the law of universal gravitation.”
“This is an important invention.”
“Why can’t I learn from him?”
“You can learn.”
“Look for a fruit tree to sit down and purify my mind, three minutes, slap!” Wang Hepeng patted his hands and made a movement, “Success!”
“Is the apple down?”
“durian!!”
“Oh!!” Luan Yunping couldn’t say anymore, “Oh, this one!”
The voices of the audience have always appeared along with the cheers, and the laughter is up and down. I really feel that the durian hits my head and it is impossible not to hurt.
After breaking his breath, Wang Hepeng stretched out two fingers, “I wake up in two hours!”
After saying this, someone laughed again below.
Luan Yunping also continued to hold it, “I’m fainted now.”
“If you say you hit me with durian on the street, I don’t believe it. Anything happens in the Botanical Garden.”
“The botanical garden has a full range of varieties.”
“Golden flowers are in front of me. I stood up to go, and suddenly found my pocket, why did you dig it out?”
Wang Hepeng looked down at the place in his pocket again, his face was full of doubts, “I was a hero just now, did you take advantage of the fire?”
“Is that what the heroes did?”
“Where is my phone?”
“Yo? It’s all gone?”
“I’m in a hurry! I said someone would find it for me.”
“Yes!”
On the stage, Wang Hepeng pointed his hand again, “There is a man and a woman on this side! The man is shouting there, whose! Whose!
I said it was mine!
As a result, he came round and gave me a mouth! ”
“What are you doing!”
“This woman is pregnant, think it’s mine.”
Audience: Call~~~
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The words paused.
The corner of the audience’s mouth raised up, and Wang Hepeng’s rhythm, as well as the point of speaking, were able to collide with them.
As a cross talk, on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.
Supported very well.
At this moment, Deyun’s senior brothers can all watch this Spring Festival Gala. This time, there are not only Yue Yunpeng but also Wang Hepeng. Their programs are the biggest concern.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian also got together to watch the performance of own children.
There are still no performances on spring evenings.
The grasp is very solid.
After the call, Luan Yunping shook her head, “Hey! Okay! The lover asked who the child belongs to!”
“When I was a kid, I woke up again.”
“Eh! Yes! You can really be the main hit, and you can always wake up.”
………….
Wang Hepeng quickly grasped these words, put his right hand on his chest, complacent, “I may be an amazing person.”
“Just don’t blow this.”
“With my mentality, I can die anytime.”
“Yes! You can get over.”
“Step forward! I think I’m a little hungry! Oh, let’s eat something! There is a stall on the side of the road, and laid-off workers do it.
Cook noodles! Cook a dumpling! Wontons, fried rice! It’s all very convenient.
Sit here.
Come, I want to splurge. ”
“It really costs money.”
“Isn’t it? Give me two dumplings first.”
Luan Yunping thought for a while, could understand, and said to the side, “Yes, where can you spend the two hundred dollars!”
“I sit and wait.
But while I was waiting, a car came from the left side! Urban management car! The car stopped as soon as it came over, and even the cooking with meals, hurriedly disappeared in an instant. ”
“It’s really fast!”
Wang Hepeng put his hands in each other’s sleeves, “In the end, I was left sitting here and watching them.”
“You also made the durian hit a bit slow!”
Luan Yunping flipped through and turned over a good thing. The old Young Masters at the Spring Festival Gala, especially the women, covered their smiles.
Wang Hepeng gave him a white look and continued: “The car is quite stable. As soon as the door opened, the two city managers came down, and their expressions were very frustrated.”
“what happened!”
At this point, Wang Hepeng entered the performance again, and transferred his identity to one of the city managers. He spread his hands and complained a little, “I said don’t drive! You don’t have food to eat.”
“Ah? The city management is here to eat too? This is making trouble.”.
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