Crosstalk: Set Rules On Stage, Set New Graves Below Stage

Chapter 320

Chapter 320

After Wang Hepeng finished singing, he thanked him on the stage. He suddenly looked at Meng Hetang next to him and handed him the whip in his hand. He took out a paper fan and asked.

“Let’s go very fast.”

“Ah! It’s sir!” Meng Hetang said respectfully.

“From the west jing to this east jing, it took one thousand eight hundred miles to walk for three days? See where we are?”

At this moment, Meng Hetang on the stage was honest, and he stretched out his hand and pointed in a direction, “We have arrived at this Pujiu Temple.”

Wang Hepeng looked to the other side of him, “Oh, this mountain gate is high enough, so please call the gate.”

“Row!”

Meng Hetang agreed, shaking his sleeves and showing his hands, patted both hands and shouted: “Who is on the door?”

“coming.”

Just when a voice appeared, a big bald Lang Heyan suddenly came to the two people with his hands folded, and he said words as he walked around.

“Suddenly when someone knocks the door, it must be a Buddhist chanter.”

After speaking, he opened the door with a gesture of his hand and saw Wang Hepeng.

“My son, what’s your business?”

“Oh, what a thing is this? The gas tank is refined.” Wang Hepeng frowned when he saw Lang Heyan, and took a step forward. “Let me see what happened, oh, it’s a man.”

“It’s not a human being.”

Wang Hepeng pulled Lang Heyan and asked; “Are you Pujiu Temple?”

Lang Heyan: “We are Pujiu Temple.”

Wang Hepeng nodded towards the audience, “I’ll introduce myself. My surname is Zhang, my name is Gong, and I’m called Junrui. I’m going to Beijing to take the exam. I told your abbot that I’ll stay here for a few nights.”

“Oh, you are Mr. Zhang.” Lang Heyan understood it, and dressed in Buddhist clothes, he made a gesture of asking, “You follow me.”

After talking and leaving, Wang Hepeng and even the monk took the book boy into the temple gate.

The three began to turn around on the stage, just like walking around in a temple, Lang Heyan was walking in his head, and his mouth was not free.

“I have known for a long time that there is such a Mr. Zhang, who has learned a wealth of five cars and can only stand up to it.”

Wang Hepeng: “That’s what they hold of me.”

“I saw you today, if that’s the case, what are you talking about, this son?”

As soon as Wang Hepeng opened his fan, he held it in his arms and slapped it gently. When he stopped talking, he clicked and closed the paper fan smoothly.

Speak slowly, “I’m looking for your abbot.”

“Yes, the old abbot also told us that if you want to come to live with us, you have to tell you something. You can live anywhere in the temple, but you can’t live in the West Chamber.”

Wang Hepeng nodded and counted slowly, “Oh, the East Chamber, the South Chamber, the North Chamber, and the West Chamber. Why can’t I go to the West Chamber.”

“Because this old lady from Xiangguo Mansion took Miss and the maid and stayed in. Oh, this Miss looks beautiful… and even this maid looks very charming.”

Lang Heyan said, there were a few laughs from below, which reminded them of the dresses of Da Lin and Zhang Yunlei.

I was looking forward to meeting them with the applause played by Wang Hepeng in an instant. Good guys, many audiences started to get excited inexplicably.

“Okay, it’s okay, it’s okay.”

When Wang Hepeng understood what happened, he shook the two sleeves of his light-colored embroidered robe, and asked again, “Which compartment can’t go?”

“Western Chamber.” Meng Hetang also said at the moment, “Sir, I took it all down. What he said just now is that you can’t go to the West Chamber.”

Wang Hepeng spotted one direction and pointed his fan, “Okay, then let’s go to the West Chamber.”

Meng Hetang: “Why?”

“Nonsense, otherwise, why are we here, it’s called “The West Chamber”, or “Journey to the West”? Just follow me.”

When Wang Hepeng was released, he was about to rush forward. When he was about to get around Lang Heyan, Wang Hepeng stopped suddenly and patted her shoulder with a fan.

“By the way, you give me two pots of water and leave one for me to wash my feet.”

After that, Wang Hepeng fanned his fan and led the book boy all the way to the West Chamber.

On the stage, Lang Heyan was left standing alone in a silly manner, spreading his hands, and vomiting, “What’s this all about.”

Cross talk comedy naturally has a taste of cross talk, and it finally got nowhere, and Lang Heyan had to go with it.

The three of them all went to the stage and the sound continued to sound, and the prompt was a change of scene.

“Little Red!”

“Hey!”

“Lead the way!”

“Go!”

For a few seconds, I haven’t seen him yet.

Guo Qiling and Zhang Yunlei yelled first, and then slowly returned to the stage one after another. At the same time, the sound of Sanxian sounded.

At the sound point, both of them are preparing to sing.

Zhang Yunlei: “Spring is coming, the windows are full of green, the matchmaker embroiders mandarin ducks under the window~

Suddenly a ruthless stick hit the mandarin ducks on each side~”

Guo Qiling: “The willow will grow in summer, and the eldest girl drifts to the Yangtze River~

How can the scenery of the south and north of the Yangtze River be so good as the sorghum from the green yarn~”

When two people sang, they both sighed their own emotions, and at the same time they can summarize the changes in time………..

But by this time, the male and female protagonists can be seen. After waiting a few breaths, Wang Hepeng and the book boy appeared on the stage together.

The four people showed up at the same time, and there were many voices in the audience below, but they didn’t make a fuss.

The sound of the instruments hasn’t stopped, naturally they still sing when they come out.

“Autumn is coming, lotus scented book boy dreams of his hometown every night~

When I wake up, I don’t see the face of my parents, I only see the moonlight in front of the window~”

Meng Hetang made a sound first, and Wang Hepeng continued with his own things, threw out some figures, and gave a voice.

“Winter comes to relax in the snowy garden~

I saw a beautiful woman standing in Huazhong, and Zhang Sheng was flustered~~~”

“good!”

Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck!

Four people came for a while, and they were applauded.

This singing, the audience below is too familiar with it, it is “Song of Four Seasons”, cross talk actors occasionally sing these things, this time it is revealed in the play.

After singing.

At this moment, Miss played by Guo Qiling and Zhang Sheng played by Wang Hepeng both took a step forward, turned around, and withdrew slightly.

Turn your back to the audience.

Seeing their movements, the book boy Meng Hetang took a step forward, glanced at the two people on the other side, and chatted with the audience.

“Everyone, don’t say anything. What the bald monk said just now is correct, these two little ladies are more prettier than the other.”

Huh~~~

It’s a point again, when the audience has no time to be uncomfortable.

“Come on, come on. This Yingying Miss, leave it to our Mr. Zhang, it’s not bad for me to have this matchmaker. Oh, come here.”

Meng Hetang smiled and waved to the matchmaker played by Zhang Yunlei.

The matchmaker Zhang Yunlei didn’t look at him, but heard the voice passing curiously, “What are you doing?”

“Today I saw Miss is fortunate for Sansheng. Let’s go to sleep.”

audience:”????”

The people below have never thought of being so direct. Although there is a smile on their faces, they are more foggy and a big turn came directly.

Rogue, this is. .