signingbooks The story behind Chapter 1002 is heartwarming
The story behind Chapter 1002 is heartwarming
The story behind Chapter 1002 is heartwarming
Xuanwu Kingdom.
Assassin League Headquarters.
In a familiar room.
Sitting is the same familiar assassin leader.
In the entire space, the only strange thing...
It's a brand new TV!
"Humph……"
The leader of the assassins grabbed the remote control and sneered disdainfully from his nose: "This time, there is no need for a cat to do it."
"I will do it myself!"
and……
He also guaranteed.
him today.
Never smash the TV with your fist again!
After all...
The little assassins on the side couldn't stop him.
"Crack" once.
Just turn on the TV!
no surprises...
At this time, the content broadcast on the TV was the dick boy from the Lin Group.
"Follow my left hand, right hand~"
…………
in this period……
Cock Boys Take Over Almost All TV Stations!
This also leads to .
These days, the leader of the assassins did not dare to turn on the TV at all, for fear that he would be so angry that he would vomit blood.
but……
Today, it's okay!
because……
He was a few days ago.
Chiya and Orange Rose have already been dispatched.
And according to plan...
It will be today.
The day Wu Liuqi and Qingfeng died!
That's right!
He just wants to let the whole world see clearly.
No matter who it is, as long as they dare to fight against the Assassin Alliance, they will definitely die in an ugly way!
"Hahaha!"
Laugh to the point of excitement.
The assassin leader even waved.
Let the little assassin, who is not qualified to talk to him at all, sit down with him.
Watch TV with him.
Joy needs to be shared!Hahaha!
but……
Speaking of which.
The leader remembered one thing.
"Where are the other Shadow Assassins today?"
The seven shadow assassins, excluding Wu Liuqi, Qingfeng and Chiya and Orange Qiangwei who went to assassinate them both.
There should be three left...
yellow, green.blue.
Today, why didn't I see a single one?
"Well……"
The little assassin swallowed nervously, as if he had something important to report immediately.
But I haven't had time to speak yet...
The leader of the assassins waved his hands and laughed:
Shadow Assassin.
Always busy with tasks.
come to...
"The three of them should have accepted the mission and went to carry out the assassination mission. Let's keep watching!"
The assassin leader grinned, turned his head indifferently, and continued to stare at the TV.
Those straight eyes...
Simply the most ardent fan of Cockboy.
One more hot three points!
"Gudong..."
Seeing the leader so excited.
The little assassin swallowed, but dared not speak.
then……
"This song brings you happiness~"
Wu Liuqi on the TV put his hands on his heart and smiled sweetly: "Have you fallen in love with me~?"
"..."
The little assassin blushed shyly.
The leader of the assassin sneered like an old sow whose piglets were stolen:
"See how long you can sing!"
He believed.
With red teeth and orange roses.
Professional Abilities of the Two Shadow Assassins
Assassinate such a conspicuous and unsuspecting target.
It's basically pinching snails with four limbs, and it's sure to happen!
such as……
Just finished singing a song.
Wu Liuqi's spirit just happened to relax.
A dart that was only the size of a thumb suddenly shot at the speed of sound the moment the flash light was on.
With the cover of flashlights.
Who can react to such an assassination?
even if...
Wu Liuqi is the chief shadow assassin of Xuanwu Kingdom.
There is absolutely no reaction!
because……
This is the case with the ancient industry of assassins.
No matter what kind of assassin.
It starts the moment he is exposed to the sun.
He has already lost!
As the leader of the assassins.
He was used to this kind of thing.
He even has confidence.
Prediction of Wu Liuqi's death time:
"When this song ends, Wu Liuqi will die!"
The leader patted his chest.
Assure the little assassin next to him.
however……
"There are too many unknown guesses in youth~"
"What are growing pains?"
"Hey!"
"Cock boy!"
After the song "Pocket Boy" was finished, the female audience at the concert were so excited that they almost peed out.
"Wu Liuqi, touch me vigorously!" "Don't touch her, touch me!" "I can't do it anymore, I'm going to faint."
The girls were all red with excitement.
Also spray water!
Even more amazing is...
The face of the leader of the assassins also flushed red.
The corner of the mouth is still "trickle" spurting blood!
If this is seen by "chicken" fans.
Will definitely exclaim:
"I said Jimei, you must be the biggest fan of penis, you are so excited that your blood spurts out!"
Of course……
The leader of the assassins is not chicken powder.
He just gritted his teeth out of anger!
He doesn't understand.
Such a great opportunity.
Why don't Chiya and Orange Rose do it!
Let him be embarrassed in front of the juniors.
"Gudong..."
Swallowed.
The little assassin forced a dry smile: "Master, please don't be angry, Chiya and Qiangwei."
"Maybe there are other plans?"
"Ok!"
The leader of the assassins nodded.
Now, there is only this explanation.
Red teeth and roses.
Waiting for a better time!
Think of this...
The leader of the assassins held his temper and continued to stare at the TV he bought yesterday.
"Next."
"It's the blowing flute performance of Qingfeng, an ancient beauty!"
…………
Qingfeng's performance ended.
Chiya and Orange Rose still did not make a move.
But this time...
The leader of the assassins seemed much calmer.
after all……
Before Wu Liuqi was alone, he didn't do anything.
This time Qingfeng was alone.
It's normal for them not to do it.
The point is...
"Chiya and Orange Rose, what are you waiting for?"
The leader narrowed his eyes slightly.
Not waiting for him to think carefully.
"Next, the chicken boy and the ancient beauty Qingfeng will sing a confession balloon together."
"woo woo woo woo!!!"
The girls at the concert pursed their lips and howled excitedly like a train:
"Multi-cook ecstasy, dream linkage, AWSL!"
"Woooooo!"
The leader of the assassins in front of the TV also pouted and let out an indistinguishable howl.
no way!
He is so excited!
This time...
He finally knew.
What are Chiya and Orange Rose waiting for?
They have been waiting for this opportunity to kill Wu Liuqi and Qingfeng at the same time.
By now……
What more can he say?
"sorry!"
The assassin leader sincerely apologized to Chiya and Orange Qiangwei who were far away on Xiaoji Island:
I misunderstood you.
You are all great as Shadow Assassins!
Assassin leader.
Thumbs up towards the TV!
"..."
The little assassin was dumbfounded.
Could it be that……
He is the leader.
Are you really a fan of Chicken Boy and Qingfeng?
otherwise……
How come he vomits blood.
Thumbs up for a while?
Just thinking about this...
The little assassin quietly moved his butt, widening the distance between himself and the leader.
no way!
Rabid groupies are crazy!
who knows.
What kind of move will he make in the next second?
was thinking...
A confession balloon.
It's also nearing the end.
then……
"I am CAO!"
Under the horrified gaze of the assassins.
Their leader grabbed the TV and punched himself in the crotch: "Why, why?"
"Why don't you come out?"
"........."
at this moment.
Huge amount of information.
It rushed into the brains of the assassins like a flood.
first……
"Male X is actually by my side? ""The immediate boss is actually a male X, should I sell my body to seek a higher position? "
Secondly...
"A Popular Idol Is My Male Boss' Fantasy Object? "" "Crossing the TV, is it obscene?" "
Next...
"Will you get an electric shock if you fiddle with the TV?" "
and finally...
TV: "Is your brain sick?"
…………
"Hu~~"
Panting heavily, the leader threw the used TV aside exhaustedly.
And facing the strange gazes of the assassins...
The wise leader soon realized that his subordinates must have misunderstood something.
but……
It all has a lot to do with it.
After a while, he couldn't explain clearly!
Hard to explain.
I can only briefly explain...
"You must not misunderstand."
The leader of the assassins shook his head and smiled wryly: "I'm just under too much pressure these days, I'm not usually like this."
"..."
There was a second of silence.
All the assassins raised their fists.
Cheer for your leader:
"Understand, understand!" "We all understand!" "Come on, leader, don't care about the eyes of the world!"
"Everyone can have their own choice!"
"Ok!"
At the beginning.
The leader smiled and nodded.
because……
During this period of time, he was indeed under too much pressure.
The defected Wu Liuqi.
It has always been his heartache.
It made him unable to eat and sleep well.
just now……
Plus a Qingfeng.
It was almost driving him into depression!
and so……
The assassins under him can understand themselves.
Being an alliance leader is also a happy thing.
only……
The next two sentences.
Why does it sound a bit weird?
"Is it weird?"
The assassins looked confused:
Can they understand how difficult it is to be a gay man in today's society?
Plus.
The lord is in a high position...
Every move is watched by thousands of assassins.
How much pressure must this be?
I can't bear the pressure for a while!
Go fuck the TV and relax.
They totally get it!
But there is one thing...
They must make it clear to the leader.
They just checked.
"This model of TV must not come into contact with 'any liquid' as there is a risk of short circuit and explosion."
and so……
Be sure to bring a condom with you next time!
otherwise……
Just change one.
Glass is slightly softer.
There is also a waterproof TV.
The assassins had tears in their eyes:
"Young people who are celebrating the Chinese New Year, don't care about money. Be kind to yourself and your little brother!"
"Well……"
The leader scratched his head.
Although he couldn't understand these words.
But my men
Love for his lord.
He already, really felt it.
Let him in this cold winter.
My heart is hot and warm!
And if...
Looking at the whole incident in general:
"The CEO of a listed company in Xuanwu Kingdom, why is the TV crazy with the encouragement of all the employees?" "
"Looks Ridiculous"
"The story behind it is very heartwarming! "
(End of this chapter)