Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 2500 - 1129: Lin Baici Is Toxic!

It had been a long time since Lin Baici came to school this early. He strolled as he headed toward the track.

College kids really are bursting with energy!

Some were working out, some were memorizing vocabulary, and there were even couples dating early in the morning...

They were all enjoying the best years of their youth.

There were even more students on the track field.

A few girls were even wearing tight yoga pants. When they jogged, the muscles in their legs shook, pretty tempting to look at.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

From the basketball courts came the constant clank of bricks, mixed with bursts of cheers now and then.

Lin Baici looked up in that direction, planning to go play for a bit, but he only took a few steps before stopping again.

He remembered that not long after he’d first enrolled, he’d met Number 24 and Little Tiger Tooth on the basketball court!

Number 24 had terrible luck and died in a rules pollution incident.

Sigh!

Lin Baici let out a sigh and lost the mood to go over, just wandering slowly along the track.

After purifying the God of Qin Palace, his status in the Security Bureau was already rock solid; he didn’t need to prove himself anymore.

You could say that for the next two or three years, he could justifiably collect a high salary, lie flat on his past merits, and coast along.

There were a little more than two years of college life left. Rumor had it that in the second half of senior year you had to job hunt and intern and got busy.

So there were only two years of carefree days left.

Lin Baici planned to enjoy them properly.

"What are you thinking about? Your smile’s practically reaching your earlobes!"

A teasing voice came from behind him.

"Thinking about you!"

Lin Baici turned around and saw Ji Xinyan.

She was in a tracksuit, her hair pulled back in a ponytail, radiating youthful energy from head to toe.

"Tsk!"

Ji Xinyan gave him a disdainful look. "Such a smooth talker!"

"You must have kissed quite a few women while you were away, huh?"

Ji Xinyan sized Lin Baici up. She’d just finished "despising" him, but then she couldn’t hold it in and a smile bloomed on her face.

Seeing Lin Baici again after more than two months made the tea girl super happy, like an empty chest suddenly being filled up.

"You look great!"

Ji Xinyan sighed. "Looks like this trip was a cushy assignment?"

"There was a bit of danger in the middle, but all in all, the outcome was perfect!"

Lin Baici grinned smugly. "I bought you a gift, it’s at home."

"Mm."

Ji Xinyan responded softly.

There was no awkwardness or stiffness between them. In tacit understanding, they fell into step side by side, slowly circling the track.

A girl in blue yoga pants ran past Lin Baici from behind.

"Green tea bitch."

Ji Xinyan immediately muttered under her breath.

"Didn’t expect you to get jealous of other people too?"

Lin Baici deliberately teased the tea girl.

"Me, jealous of her?"

Ji Xinyan curled her lip. "The way her boobs were jiggling is not normal at all. You can tell she’s padded something in there at a glance!"

"Don’t even get me started on her ass, it’s totally flat, and she still dares wear yoga pants. Does she not know how awful her back view looks?"

Lin Baici was walking on the inner lane. If that yoga-pants girl wanted to pass, she should’ve gone around on the outside. Doing it this way was obviously to draw his attention.

After all, Lin Baici was pretty famous in his year.

"Then you wear them, walk a lap around the track, and show her what a real beauty looks like!"

He’d meant it as a compliment, but as soon as he finished, he earned himself a "you idiot" look from the tea girl.

"What?"

What, I compliment you and I’m in the wrong?

Lin Baici couldn’t figure out how that bootlicking went sideways.

"Those things are for shaping, the lines of your butt and thighs are totally on display. You really want me to wear that out here? For all these horny guys to see?"

Ji Xinyan shot back.

"Uh..."

Lin Baici got it. Ji Xinyan cared about his attitude; she was worried he’d get jealous.

"But if you’re into the kink of showing your girlfriend off to other people, I don’t mind wearing them. In fact, if you ask, I’d have no problem going out with nothing but a trench coat on!"

Ji Xinyan raised her hand and rested it on Lin Baici’s shoulder. "So, big class monitor, how do you want me to behave?"

"Nonsense, obviously you wear them at night just for me!"

Lin Baici slipped an arm around the tea girl’s waist. "If you dare wear those revealing clothes outside, I’ll break your legs for you!"

"Pah, like I’d let you see!"

Ji Xinyan yanked his hand off.

For some reason, the moment Lin Baici pulled her in and she felt his body heat, Ji Xinyan’s heartbeat sped up.

Fuck!

Am I turning into some kind of lust-crazed chick?

Damn!

This guy Lin Baici is toxic!

Ji Xinyan was a considerate girl. Even though things between them were ambiguous, the mood right now was good, and Lin Baici hadn’t denied the word "girlfriend," the tea girl still didn’t take the chance to press him about his feelings and make him define their relationship.

She didn’t want to force him. She wanted to wait until he willingly confessed to her in his own words!

"Being with you is such a pressure, look—so many people are sizing me up!"

Lin Baici poked the tea girl’s waist. "How are you going to compensate me?"

After a year of college, Bai Jiao’s "love-at-first-sight halo" from freshman year had worn off. Other than her fair skin, she didn’t have any other standout features.

Unlike Ji Xinyan, who was stylish and sexy, fresh and pretty, and clearly different from your average female college student, Bai Jiao had been completely overshadowed.

Now, Ji Xinyan was no longer just the belle of their department; she was heading straight for the campus belle throne.

The only reason she hadn’t taken it yet was because she was too lazy and hadn’t joined the student union, missing that halo.

Even though most positions in the student union were basically useless, the identity was still essential.

At the very least, it gave people something to talk about.

And besides that, the tea girl didn’t have any other particularly outstanding talents.

You can’t be elected campus belle purely on looks and body, right?